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this penguin may look cute, but it is suffering from petroleum poisoning. hence the sweater.
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"sometimes, when i'm bored and no one's looking, i squirt my cat with a water gun and laugh at her."
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Schools:
Christ The King School, Attended 1983 - 1992, Class of 1992
Lovett School, Attended 1992 - 1996, Class of 1996
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College/University:
Cornell University, Attended 1996 - 2000, Class of , Bachelor's Degree, english
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Occupation:
engrish teacher & punkass biatch
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Affiliations:
cyworld.com/csong680??? xanga.com/csong680??? huh???
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Hobbies and Interests:
art, music, current events, drinking, reading, shopping, sleeping, random acts of violence
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Favorite Books:
my dictionary. hp. trashy chick lit. thought-provoking "literature"
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Favorite Movies:
spirited away, amelie, the secretary, lotr
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Favorite Music:
depends on my mood.
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Favorite TV Shows:
sex in the city. dave chappelle. the oc. oprah. korean music vids.
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Zodiac Sign:
Aquarius
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About Me:
sometimes, when i'm bored and no one's looking, i squirt my cat with a water gun and laugh at her.
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Who I Want to Meet:
ppl who won't bite me.
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Testimonials and Comments for clara
well... where to begin... i met clara while working in bundang & we've been inseparable since. well, not quite.
but i did tease her mercilessly for a while about a secret she was trying to keep, but things don't get past me!! hehehe...
anyways, clara was tons of fun to hang out with (when she DID come out) and i enjoyed her company immensely. especially her quick, witty & very quirky personality. :)
but now that i'm back in the good ol' US of A, i don't see clara ever. but i have hope that one day, she will move back to this side of the world & reside in NY, right next to me. ^^
miss ya, c!
super short wid mad spunk and smart
as fuck wid her intellectual quips~ oh..
and there's a red mango near your
house now clara! ask for details.
PEAACE
that I wrote a testimonial for the
oldest daughter of the Song gaggle,
whom I am forced to refer to out of
respect as 'uhnee'. What I am about
to reveal to the Friendster network
about Clara Song might fear some of
you or very well turn most of you on.
This disclosure is coming from someone
who has known Clara her entire life.
Ok, ready? Here goes... (hem hem)
There is something much more haunting
about Clara than her cavernous dimples
and her germaphobic tendencies.
Basically, Clara is...obessed with sci-
fi/fantasy stories (such as Harry
Potter and The Lord of the Rings).
Some of you may already know this, but
did you know it goes far back into
childhood? Thankfully, she has not
ventured too far off into this
imaginary world as to be identified as
a "gamer", although I think she came
pretty damned close to it in high
school. Don't get me wrong, I love
Clara uhnee with all my heart and it
makes me feel so much better knowing
that her 46 friends are now aware of
how..."special"...she really is.
Please, continue to treat her with
kindness, but do not aggrevate or
encourage her obsession too much. I
fear it would only further blur her
line between Middle
Earth/Hogwarts/Narnia and reality.
the Lower East Side Clara fell asleep
on the hood of a Thunderbird. Then the
cops kicked her off and she started
running around and around. Other than
that strange occurence, I think Clara
is such a super chick. She really
listens, and it's so hard to find
someone who does that.
pox, but it was only a rhubarb induced
rash. Thank goodness for that.
She rescues emotionally scarred cats,
she can organize anything, she lent me
all her harry potter books, she says
y'all, and she's always brave when she
has to kill cockroaches, no matter how
big they are.
culturally i must do her bidding like
clean out her fat cat's litter box, do
her laundry, wash her dishes, scrub
the toilet, brush her hair, paint her
nails, lay out her clothes in the
morning, UnEE its gotta stop, i can't
take being your lil bitch anymore! jk.
she is the most charming older sister
anyone could ever ask for. i am so
lucky. plus she is a hottie, so all
women who gotta man beware!!!
appropriate to immediately share one of
my most emotionally-draining, personal
stories. That's the type of person she
is. You immediately feel that you can
tell her anything. The only other
person I know like that is me...and
that's really the highest compliment
that I can give to another person.
Clara is truly one of those people who
you always want to have around. She's
scathingly funny, deeply thoughtful,
and she's got a sizzling, little bod.
Too bad her picture doesn't
work...y'all are missing out.
be her friend even though she sucked me
into this network which threatens to
consume so much of my time. She's
definitely one of the reasons I'm moving
to New York because anyone would be
fortunate to call her friend.
already everything she hopes to be,
and you can't help but adore this girl
no matter what. super duper generous
and thoughtful, this chic will give
you the world if you can carry it,
she's got it all in her... quirky,
fun, quick, and with her own cool
funk - you'll find her in the avant
garde, honing her psycho verbal skillz
over hemingway or her beloved
harry.