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      • Mitch
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      • Emily's faith in Jesus is an inspiration to us all.
      • Gary
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      • All I gotz 2 say to dis girl is... bitchz,
        they come, they go, Saturday thru
        Sunday-Monday, Monday thru Sunday
        yo.... Maybe I'll luv you one day, maybe
        we'll someday grow... till then just sit
        your drunk ass on that fuckin' runway
        ho! I love Emily! She's the best ho to be
        drunk with on a runway! Hands down!
      • Adam
      • Posted
      • I used to train as a Samurai in a dojo
        hidden in Osaka. That's where I met
        Emily. She'd been training there before
        me, quickly rising through the ranks of
        Honorable Assassin. I didn't know her
        until one day, Sensai Nobatu instructed
        the two of us to practice the famed
        Ryuken Death Blow. She told me her name
        was Emily-san. She added: "Prepare to
        die, chump." But in an endearing kind
        of way. Sort of. I was scared b/c it
        didn't seem that she heard we were
        sparring as much as she heard, "Ryuken
        Death Blow." We both made fighting
        faces and prepared to duel. Except we
        started laughing. And then we couldn't
        stop laughing. You are not allowed to
        laugh in a dojo. After a stern yelling
        by the Sensai, to which we only laughed
        even harder -- rolling on the ground
        with feigned ulcers -- we were
        deported. Since then we have been
        Ronin. We kept laughing until we became
        ninjas b/c there are less rules there.
        She is awesome like that.
      • Rachel
      • Posted
      • I've been waiting a long time to write
        a testimonial for this becurlied,
        bewitching, belovely girl who
        befriended me close to a decade ago.
        Now that i have a 25 page paper to
        write in the next 18 hours, I think
        the time is right. Here's the thing,
        though: Emily is so damn incredible
        it's hard to figure out what to say.
        She has the greatest laugh ever, she
        is terribly smart and articulate, she
        is goddamn beautiful, and she makes a
        mean hot dog. She is generous and
        kind but is kind of a hard ass too.
        And I mean that as a good thing.
        Really, I could go on for hours, but
        then I'd flunk out of school, and I
        don't think she'd want that. Or maybe
        she would.
      • Gary
      • Posted
      • So, this one time I called Emily to see
        if I could come over to her apartment
        to watch a movie... I told her that she
        didn't have to be there if she didn't
        want to... Well, she thought that was
        weird... we don't talk much anymore..
      • Gary
      • Posted
      • This one time I was really down and I
        talked to Emily and she had the
        greatest advice... she said "I know
        that there is pain, but if ya... hold
        on for one more day... break free from
        the chains." That's the reason I'm
        alive today... Thank you Emily and
        Carnie Wilson.
      • Tony
      • Posted
      • Emily is a charming young lady with an
        extremely pleasant demeanor. I mean,
        really extremely pleasant. Like she has
        some kind of condition or something
        that makes her pleasant to be around,
        the way some people are albinos or have
        lazy eyes.
      • Rebecca
      • Posted
      • When other people get anxious about
        meteors hitting the earth, Emily
        manages to restore calm.
      • Jon
      • Posted
      • I met Emily on the internet in a chat
        room for 'divorced' people. We
        connected because we had both been
        through some 'tough times'. When we
        finally decided to meet in 'real life' I
        think we were both 'shocked'. Let's
        just say we 'both' glossed over our
        'faults'. We had a good 'laugh' over
        'it' though. We have been 'friends'
        ever since but we were only 'together'
        the one 'time'. 'needless' 'to' 'say' I
        have never looked 'at' 'chat' 'rooms'
        for 'divorced' 'people' in the '
      • Alyssa
      • Posted
      • Emily is gonna rock this town--rock it
        inside out.

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