Chris Ward

PS 35, IS238 (Hollis Queens) Jamaica High (Jamaica Queens) Baruch College (Manhattan)

just like everyone, I'm on a mission from God.

Comedy, Cats, Cooking, Crust, Cool Eyewear, Classic Sneakers, Jesus, Thomas Merton, Bill Wilson, Joyce Meyer, Running Marathons, Bugaloos, Seventies & Eighties TV, Hairy Armpits, Slapstick, Manhattan, Queens, Yummy things

The Seven Storey Mountain, Harpo Speaks, Amusing Ourselves to Death, The Stranger, anything by CS Lewis, The Bible, A return to Love, Harlan ellison, Cornell Woolrich, Dick Francis, or Stephen King, Galloways Book of Running, Cookbooks Saveur magazine

Old home movies, Full Metal Jacket, Animal House, Jaws, Broadcast News, Hunt for Red October, Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, Maid to Order, Evil Dead, Die Hard, Bad News Bears

Christian, Old Skool rap, TV Theme songs, Classic Rock, New Wave and just about anything that is not Coldplay

I love classic TVand Saturday morning TV like the Gong Show, Bugaloos, Kimba, Adam 12, Munsters, etc. I also like all the crime and forensic shows and I like the independent film channel and those stupid MTV Real World shows

I love pets and have one cat but am planning on getting a kitten soon so she can have a playmate during the day. I like to coat my
hand with elmers glue, let it dry and peel it off. I am
on
a spiritual path and wearing a really cool fake rolex and
my underwear sometimes two days in a row is part of that.
If you can tell a joke, you can take one. And I can...but
I
can't keep a straight face. I live alone and have a bunk
bed so I always can have the top bunk anytime I want.

Some girl who will just blow my mind and not even notice
in that exciting way that means she really has noticed and
is enjoying every minute. A girl that is funny and challenging and who amazes me. A girl with a thick skin who knows herself and wants to know me. Someone who I can be my totally flawed self around and not have to put on any of those daily masks (you know like the Work Mask, the Family Mask, the Highway mask, the Party Mask, the you-just cut-in-front-of-me on the checkout line AND you have more then 10 items Mask, etc.) that seem so necessary to get me through my day without being jailed or committed.