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Will there ever be a rainbow?
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"Let's be honest: I'm bloody great. I'm a martyr of circumstance, but have persevered through peaceful demonstration and..."
More about Alan
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Schools (Other):
University of Arizona, Scottsdale Chaparral High School
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College/University:
University of Arizona, Attended 1998 - 2001, Class of 2001, Bachelor's Degree, Media Arts, Creative Writing
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Occupation:
Writer/Producer
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Affiliations:
Team Lower Gatsby
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Hobbies and Interests:
Sports, film, friends, bullshitting, writing, acting, making people laugh, picking on small children, beach, hanging out and doing whatever, being cheeky, small venue concerts, occassional karaoke, traveling (when I can afford to), World Cup, March Madness, S.Africa, rocking life so hard
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Favorite Books:
Fever Pitch, Moneyball: The Art of Winning an Unfair Game, Will There Ever be a Rainbow by C.M. Burns, Brave New World, Howard's End, Lord of the Flies, The Things They Carried, In Cold Blood, David Copperfield, Preacher, The Beach, Brain Droppings, Shakespeare, Among the Thugs
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Favorite Movies:
In the Name of the Father, The Usual Suspects, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, A Clockwork Orange, Shawshank, Lebowski, Rounders, Raging Bull, Godfather I&II, LOTR, Amadeus, Goodfellas, Braveheart, Airplane, Rushmore, Fight Club, Schindler's List, Memento, Swingers, Closer, The Lion in Winter, The Royal Tenenbaums, Get Shorty, Gigantic, Hoop Dreams, Almost Famous, Network
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Favorite Music:
TMBG, Social Distortion, Radiohead, The Wimbledons, Aesop Rock, Weezer, Springbok Nude Girls, The Wrens, OKGo, Soundgarden, Fenix TX, G N' R, Blur, Jurassic 5, Travis, Motley Crue, The Streets, Beasties, Postal Service, Homegrown, Bad Religion, Sage Francis, Shins, Atmosphere, Rilo Kiley, Athlete, The Elected, Mobb Deep, Maureen McGinnis, Keane, Simon and Garfunkel, Tom Petty, Sam Champion, The Futureheads
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Favorite TV Shows:
The Simpsons (in the 90s), Arrested Development, Seinfeld, The Sopranos, SportsCenter, All in the Family, Fawlty Towers, Conan O'Brien, He-Man and the Masters of the Universe, Futurama, Sealab 2021, The A-Team, The Office, 30 Rock, The State, Python's Flying Circus, Looney Tunes, Lost, Entourage, Da Ali G, League of Gentlemen, Curb
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About Me:
Let's be honest: I'm bloody great. I'm a martyr of circumstance, but have persevered through peaceful demonstration and non-violent aggression. I'm blacker than you are. I promise I don't suck at life. I love the LA Kings even though they're awful.
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Who I Want to Meet:
Christopher Walken and a bar-mistress that makes a mean Disco Whiskey.
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Slide for me, just once... like in the old days...
trouble here . . .
as they get, Alan, despite the paleness
of our skin. I love that you write for my
favorite show in the whole world. One
day, we'll have to go into business
together and represent all South African
Jews out there, including Christopher
Walken (even though he's neither South
African or Jewish).
gauntlet at Alan with his new record "Purple
Haze". Will the Lavender Man reclaim the color of
masculinity that he pioneered (fuck Prince)? I also
(despite the beef) call for Alan to be drinking Killa
Cam's new drink, the purple Syzzurp, at all times.
rhymes. Oh wait, that's the other
Alan. Ummm, Alan is nice and he busts
it with the mad cool scripts.
nice and helpful people i know. if i
were to make a list of the top ten
people with whom i could stand to be
trapped on a desert island, alan would
be on it.
good time, and a good whore...ha, ha,
shut the fuck up. Alan makes the long
days at work pass by just a smidge
faster with his mysterious ways, which
means the drinking can start sooner. Fo
shizzle in my vagizzle.
purple with such bold masculenity it boggles
the mind