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      • Mati
      • Posted
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        O ... BARK BARK BARK, WHINE.whine.
        BARK BARK BARK! bark BARK BARK!
        BARKITTY BARK BARK and BARK!

        this is weimaraner for you are a cool
        hipster and a muthabarker and
        stuff...bark!

        MATI
      • Atom
      • Posted
      • Pappy.... ist er wie ein ninja kuhl, aber nicht
        wie eine
        Gefriermaschine, schnurt er seine Penis
        wenn uberhaupt er
        Dose ein, die kuhl ist. Er legt in das Bett, das
        an Samstag gerade
        denkend an Johnson Grafschaftmadchen
        blank ist und spielend mit
        seinen Kugeln.... wer ihn tadeln konnten, ist
        er nicht Sie weiss
        reich. So motiviert, also Digital, also
        intersteller konnten Sie nicht
        ihn mit Ihrem Mars Vagabunden beruhren.
      • Victoria
      • Posted
      • Pappy's kung fu is the best. No,
        really, it is. Those guys from the
        X-Files were actually based on him--only
        America couldn't take someone who was
        l33t, and artistically talented, and a
        damn nice guy all at once, so Chris
        Carter had to nerd them up. And split
        them into three people. The
        cool-as-ice-cream cool that is Pappy
        just transcends prime time
        representation that much.
      • xx
      • Posted
      • He may not want you all to know, but
        under his clothes is an intricate system
        of leather straps and harnesses that
        contantly stimulate him while he moves
        around. That's why he doesn't dance in
        public very much.
      • Dr. Tim
      • Posted
      • DR. TIM SAY: PAPPY IS SOOO COOL dat he
        fell in da snow and disappear. I saw
        wit own eyes. True story!
        Pappy is a cool motha from his name all
        the way down to his socks and that no
        lie. COOl like an iceberg -
      • Marcus
      • Posted
      • Pappy, he is like the soup. Everyone
        loves pappy. Even commies love pappy.
        I used to live in a big house with this
        nut, we spent many days dropping fusion
        tanks on defenseless cities and chair
        bowling. On night, pappy got drunk,
        when I woke up the next day, all the
        lawn furniture was up in trees. Pappy
        is like that, treeer of lawn
        furniture. And chair bowler. Yeah.
        He's cool like that, like a ninja.
      • Robin
      • Posted
      • i haven't known pappy that long but
        from this short time i have gleaned
        several pieces of information:
        1) he stays in his room a lot.
        2) he is in "dire need of a sugar mama"
        3) he turned me on to the caramel
        machiato (sp?)...thanks man! they are
        awesome.
        4) he's pretty cool.
      • Chad
      • Posted
      • One hell of a DJ... I didn't even
        like DJ music until I heard some of
        Pappy's skills. He created a
        wonderful mix for me while we worked
        together on the plantation... Anyone
        who can put Radiohead up in the mix is
        a slick-mixter in my book! Keep up on
        when your doing gigs Pappy!
      • Dani
      • Posted
      • patty o mutherfucker. TYPING LARGE and
        lovin it always. perverbeal homebody and
        conversation extrodinaire. novelist, designer,
        and sock maker. a true renaissance man.
      • Jason
      • Posted
      • Did I ever tell you about the time
        Pappy sold me into slavery? Oh, yeah!
        He puts me on a ship to Thailand,
        right? And I'm chained to a pipe.
        Meanwhile, ol' Pappy, he's back in the
        States siring three beautiful children
        with my wife!

        The this one time, Pappy burned a CD
        with nothing but the sounds of his
        bowel movements and the screams of his
        man-servants. It went triple platinum
        within the month.

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