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so there was a fire at my house once...
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"im going to list who i want to meet here, because i'd like
to keep that entry free for my awesome joke. dorks. please..."
More about garrett
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Schools (Other):
university of tulsa, universite de picardie amiens, university of copenhagen
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Occupation:
golan heights, west bank, gaza strip
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Affiliations:
the hidden mitten
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Hobbies and Interests:
i only like soccer. that is all.
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Favorite Books:
the great shark hunt, hunter s thompson, HARRY POTTER 5, hoeg, all the hornby and palahniuk stuff, because they issue you those books when you move to logan square.
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Favorite Movies:
my life as a dog, real genius, the idiots, the kingdom, revenge of the nerds, anything with bill murray
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Favorite Music:
the pixies, frank black, sonic youth, that dog., built to spill, blonde redhead, mew, low, pavement, stereolab, my bloody valentine, the raveonettes, the tremolo beer gut, traening, blur, trans am, megadeth, apocolyptica
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Favorite TV Shows:
mr. show, futurama, x-files, the english premier league...funny, none of these shows are airing anymore...remember tv funhouse from SNL? yeah.
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About Me:
im going to list who i want to meet here, because i'd like
to keep that entry free for my awesome joke. dorks. please god, let me meet more dorks. i'm serious. let this not pass as some stale form of crass or sarcastic gesture. if you are a dork, i want to meet you.
that being said, i'd like to meet nice people who like
short boys.
aim me if you have anything interseting to say.
garrettrawks
oh oh, as doctor of music, i will also prescribe you
records to listen to. hit me up.
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Who I Want to Meet:
a level 5 elf. that would complement my skills as a cleric.
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I'd like to ride.
I'm not gonna say how.
Who went by the name "Anna's Pants"
They rocked out My Goodness
A true charity, lest
Where would the English tarts dance?
friend. He is the preeeecious. I am
going to give him 54 chocolate
cappucino chunk ice cream cones just
for being Garrett.
Bolt... that does sound pretty damn
sweet. As Garrett's medical and legal
advisor, I advise anyone wishing to
post a testimonial not to discuss the
following dates: February 27th, 1997;
March 23rd and 24th, 1997; May 1st,
1997; May 5th, 1997; May 29th, 1997;
June 14th, 1997; July 3rd, 4th, 5th,
and 6th, 1997; July 24th through August
6th, 1997; September 1st, 1997; October
3rd, 1997; October 28th, 29th, and
30th, 1997; November 12th and 13th,
1997; and December 23rd through 31st,
1997. Also, January 1st 1998 through
today. Dates before 1996 may be
discussed freely, as the statute of
limitations is 7 years for Class A
Felonies.
Ahhh, LARPing jokes and Lightning
Bolt... that does sound pretty damn
sweet. As Garrett's medical and legal
advisor, I advise anyone wishing to
post a testimonial not to discuss the
following dates: February 27th, 1997;
March 23rd and 24th, 1997; May 1st,
1997; May 5th, 1997; May 29th, 1997;
June 14th, 1997; July 3rd, 4th, 5th,
and 6th, 1997; July 24th through August
6th, 1997; September 1st, 1997; October
3rd, 1997; October 28th, 29th, and
30th, 1997; November 12th and 13th,
1997; and December 23rd through 31st,
1997. Also, January 1st 1998 through
today. Dates before 1996 may be
discussed freely, as the statute of
limitations is 7 years for Class A
Felonies.
rarely call. Once, when he was back in
Oklahoma, he lived with me for a month
straight. We dyed our hair, drank far
too much, and drunkenly sang hilarious
harmonies at every party we went to .
Then, he went to Europe again. Stupid
Hot Scandanavian women.
Garrett is also my friend who looks the
most like John Cryer. Word to him.
jokes about Lightening Bolt and ends
with rants about various ethnicities
is a good night to me.