Greg Hartzberg

Penn State University, Upper St. Clair High School

Pennsylvania State University - University Park, Attended 1999 - 2003, Class of 2003, Bachelor's Degree, Information Sciences and Technology

Test Engineer for AT&T

Acacia

Phish Tour, Yoga, Running, Getting down, Anything Heady, Pittsburgh Steelers, Pittsburgh Penguins, Hockey, Chillin, Shooting people in the ass with a dart gun, Drivebys, Roller Blade Hockey, Poker, X-Box, Dead Tour, Particle Tour, Trading Bootlegs, Long walks on the beach, Skinny skiing and going to bullfights on acid (Caddyshack anyone?), Wasting time online, Camping

I never learned how to read...

Harold and Kumar go to White Castle, Super Troopers, Billy Madison, Dazed and Confused, Screwball Hotel, Office Space, Cannibal The Musical, Caddyshack, Clerks, Mallrats, Kingpin, Tommy Boy, Shawshank Redemption, Edward Penishands, Bittersweet Motel, Half Baked, Cruel Intentions, The Goonies, The Big Lebowski, Meatballs, The Matrix, Bittersweet Motel, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Phish: Live in Vegas, Animals House, National Lampoons: Summer Vacation and Vegas Vacation, Brewster's Millions, Forrest Gump, Airplane!, The Running Man, Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, Bowling for Columbine, BASEketball, Pretty Woman, Boogie Nights, Blow, Trading Places, Bachelor Party, Back to the Future, Dumb and Dumber, Friday the 13th: Part 8: Jason Takes Manhattan, Blazing Saddles, Stand by Me, Weird Science, Fast Times at Ridgemont High, Waynes World, Major League, Stir of Echoes, Kill Bill

Phish, Grateful Dead, Sublime, Particle, Bob Marley, Old School Michael Jackson, Parliment, The Allman Brothers, Galactic, James Brown, Jurassic 5, Blackalicious, Methodman, Dispatch, Trey Anastasio Band, Karl Denson, The String Cheese Incident, Ben Harper, Bela Fleck, Blind Melon, Eric Clapton, James Brown, Keller Williams, Less Than Jake, Lettuce, Moe, Queen, Beatles, Robert Randolph and the Family Band, Spearhead, Michael Franti, The Rolling Stones, Tom Petty, Victor Wooten, Umphrey's McGee, Leftover Salmon, Yonder Mountain String Band, Soulive, Dr. Dre, Snoop Doggy Dogg, Mighty Mighty Bosstones

The Simpsons, Family Guy, Married with Children, Conan O'Brien Show, That 70's Show, Comic Remix, Sports Center, The Daily Show, Chappelle Show, Imsomniac with Dave Attell, Survivor, American Idol, The Surreal World, Anything with Brooke Burke, Austin City Limits, Any stand up comedy hour, World Poker Tour, Seinfeld, Howard Stern

I consider myself to be a free spirit who somehow ended up working for a giant corperation right smack dab in the middle of DIRTY Jersey. Man, did I sell out or what?

In all seriousness though, I cannot stress how amazing my life has been these past few months. I have fantastic friends, extremely chill roommates, and I get to see a plethera of outstanding shows in NYC, Boston, Jersey, Philly, Connecticut, and in Baltimore. Music is my life, and it seems to take me on the road a lot, which you won't ever hear me complain about, EVER!

I do have a slight (just a bit sarcastic, wink wink) Phish addiction that has seemed to take over my life since 2000. Please do not worry though, I am seeking counsel for my problem, and I am almost done with 8 of the 12 steps needed to get through, I'll let you all know when I get the help that I truly do need...

Live Music is my passion in life, so if you know of a band (especially good FUNK) that is not on my favorites list, fill me in with your expertise. I am always up for new, exciting, and different music, as it tends to keep me sane these days.


Other than that, I pretty much am in constant chill mode. I'm always down for hanging out at my place and listening to some chill tunes on my Sirius radio. Also, as a side note, here is some simple math about myself, Tivo + Greg = Happiness.

Females, especially cool ones...