Jamie Scheel

Quality Control Person

comedy, hockey, improvisation, standup, tennis, photography, writing, music

Harry Potters, The Left Behind Series, Chronicles of Narnia, Kurt Vonnegut books, and Catch 22

Princess Bride, Edward Scissorhands, Braveheart, Count of Monte Cristo, Last Unicorn

All-Time: Metallica, Our Lady Peace, and <cough, cough> Christina Aguilera. Favorite Songs: "Come On Over" by Christina Aguilera and "Two Points for Honesty" by Guster

Golden Girls, Cosby Show, Seinfeld, Simpsons, 7th Heaven

My name is Jamie and I'm Canadian!! YAY!! SECONDLY, I am
going to win the McDonald's Monopoly Contest this year!! A
part of me wishes that I could use this little box on this
little page
to tell you a storied and sorted love affair I'm currently
in the middle of having with Britney Spears.
Unfortunately, when I met Brit I had mutton chops (Yay for
chops, baby!!) and for some reason that prevented herself
and mine from commencing any sort of relationship (which, I
might point out, was my plan - it would have been awkward
for "us" to exist, you know??). Instead, however, you're
probably reading about something I wished had happened.
Never fear, though - friend. I will now list 3 things that
have happened:
**1** I learned how to tie my shoelaces.
**2** At the tender age of 4 after watching the Olympics I
decided to polevault. The result: a tent pole was stuck in
my neck.
**3** Somebody JUST called my cell, and after I
said, "Hello??" they responded, "Lisa." Then hungup.
Obviously through that we've killed another bird with that
stone, as you've realized I'm very popular as well.

I'd like to meet girls who are perfect!! Is THAT too much
to ask?? Nice, thoughtful, kind, caring, sense of
humorful, smart... All that good stuff.