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"TERRADALOO! We at Adam's Secret Society (A.S.S.) are pleased you have taken an interest in our programs. Our fearful leader,..."
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More About Adam
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Occupation:
Student-Teacher, Self-Proclaimed Snoodmeister
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Hobbies and Interests:
reading, movies, music, surfing, research into the 'other white meat', opposable thumbs, cooking, stuff...um...i once had a hobby...breathing? that's interesting. kangeroos? especially the kinds with noses...um..., dancing like a monkey?
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Favorite Books:
Fool on the Hill (Ruff), The Man Who Rowed Christopher Colombus Ashore (Ellison), The Scar (Mieville), Principia Discordia (Eris Esoteric), The Giving Tree (Silverstein), In Watermelon Sugar (Brautigan), The Hunting of the Snark (Caroll)
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Favorite Movies:
The Devil's Backbone, Donnie Darko, Battle Royale, Pink Flamingos, Titus, Cabin Boy, City of Lost Children, Naked Lunch, Videodrome, A Boy and His Dog, Institute Benjamenta, Velvet Goldmine, Wilder Napalm, Hedwig and the Angry Inch
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Favorite Music:
David Bowie, Bjork, Wagon Christ, Beta Band, Bobby Conn, Mirah, Self, Dead Can Dance, Cocteau Twins, Shelleyan Orphan, Belle & Sebastian, Soul Coughing, Sips, Godspeed You Black Emperor, Spoon, Flaming Lips, Tom Waits
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Favorite TV Shows:
FIREFLY!!, The Simpsons, Mr. Show, FLCL, Carnivale, Our Hero, Adult Swim, Twin Peaks, The Tribe, Cowboy BeBop, MST3K, The Office, Flying Circus, IRON CHEF
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About Me:
TERRADALOO! We at Adam's Secret Society (A.S.S.) are pleased you have taken an interest in our programs. Our fearful leader, Adam, (in some regions pronounced "Man-din-go")is keen to welcome you into our privilaged association. Together, we can ensure a future full of cheerful banjo serenades, poetry written in the fourth person and a healthful helping of protein for every warm-blooded creature within a 50 mile radius. Adam is oh-so-mysteriouso...So fabled are his exploits, he cannot determine what about his life is real and what is merely Soviet propoganda. Some think of him as sensitive and new agey, others proclaim he remains crunchy in milk up to four days after submersion. I hear he can shoot fire out his
nose, causing only minor damage to himself. Fnord.
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Who I Want to Meet:
People who are nice. Not like, you know, 'hey! what's up?
do you collect baseball cards?' nice. more like, "How's
your mom, I punch you in the head," nice. Or maybe just
people who talk. about stuff. yeah.
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Testimonials and Comments for Adam
have ever had in my short existence, I
proposed to Adam. Tearfully, he held my
hands in his and told me it could not be. I
have since then sailed the 7 seas searching,
hoping, and praying whilst becoming the
pirate scourge of the boats running bananas
between the Dominican Republic and Texas as
well as the occasional Carnival cruise. One
day, mon cherie, one day...
hard, but here lets try...He's crazy,
creative, funny, spontaneous,
interesting, unique, and he always has
great stories to share! He is the best
to talk to about music...Sting , Bowie,
and George Michael are gods! Anyway,
yeah, what is there not to love about
him??? And he can actually make me
understand "The Odyssey", quite
shocking! Wow...You're the best!
whole world. When I think of Adam I
think of: Vegging, "Huzzah," "AHhHh
Kings of the OUTWORLD," renting
movies and NEVER returning them,
Iron Chef, "Julie, Julie, HES YOUR
BROTHER," the official king and
queen of leisure time, innapropiate
Monty Python jokes at the dinner
table, junk food binges and other
ruckus,tomfoolery and lolly-gagging.
You ROCK BUDDY!
ever had the pleasure of knowing. He
should move to California, and we could
make movies together until we're old
men. It'd be sweet.
cigarettes with a tubercular German and
wore my red dress so he could be a
geisha. Then Adam was killed by a
squished strawberry placed on his
forehead to simulate a bullet wound,
and he had to transfer to a school
with "structure", and we all miss him
still.
heart grow fonder," right? Ok, now think
about these facts:
a) I believe that in my friendship with Adam,
this saying is true.
b) I was crazy fond of Adam when I met him.
c) I haven't been able to hang out with him in
2.5 years.
Do you get what I am saying? (hint: if a=b
and b=c, then a=c... j/k!) What I am saying
is Adam better get his Miami self up to
Michigan before my heart pops from all of
the fondness growing in it!
1. he'll talk a lot of smack about
wanting to teach, but really it's all
a performance art project designed to
give the illusion of academia. At
graduation, he's really going to fill
a squirt gun with mayo and nail the
other glad grads. Bravo!
2. For some reason, the good lord
replaced Adam's decision-making sector
in his brain with the ability to
listen to Wesley Willis non-
ironically. If you ask me, he ended
up with a pretty sweet deal.
3. Adam is my superego. He's like
me, only instead of promoting chaos,
revolution and hourly paradigm shifts,
he likes puppies in boxes.