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Radley McThrash character Copyright 1998 Jay Howell All Rights Reserved
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"My Best Friend's Wedding, Muriel's Wedding,
Beetoven's Second, Beetoven's Third, Bill and Ted's
Excellent Adventure,..."
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Schools (Other):
University of California Behind Costco (UCBC), bitch school, Bizzaro-Harvard
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Occupation:
water retention
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Affiliations:
Y.A.B.A., Loyal Brotherhood of The Humming Bird, IRS, USAF, Burger King Kid's Club
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Hobbies and Interests:
picking up popcorn with a damp towel, margerine.
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Favorite Books:
anything scented
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Favorite Movies:
Portney's Complaint, Sophie's Choice, Lorenzo's Oil, St. Elmo's Fire, Charlie's Angels, Pee-wee's Big Adventure, Charlie's Angel's: Full Throttle, My Boyfriend's Back
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Favorite Music:
the sound of one man crapping
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Favorite TV Shows:
the television got too hot so dad told me to bury it.
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About Me:
My Best Friend's Wedding, Muriel's Wedding,
Beetoven's Second, Beetoven's Third, Bill and Ted's
Excellent Adventure, Sargent Pepper's Lonley Heart's
Club Band,
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Who I Want to Meet:
One Flew Over The CooCoo's Nest, A Boy's Life,
Porky's, Porky's Revenge, Porky's: Full Throttle, It's Alive,
Taster's Choice, Carlto's Way, That's Entertainment!
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(though for voting purposes lives in my
head) was stolen away from me by that
girl with the good chin and smart hair
and the sunny laugh. Stolen, like a loaf
of swedish bread. Fucking Vassar.
turtle walking onto shore. then he
multiplied and made more and more.
turtles, and flowers, trees, bees,
ladybugs, long black things...I thought
to myself..."ALEX IS A GOD"!!! then he
went away.
he won my heart at a party while doing
interperative dance of a northern
exposure episode.hes silly and helped
lug a vaccume like 20 blocks and it
turned out to be broken. but he was
endeared.someday i will return from this
voyage i am on and i will let him drag
me around. by the tail....
into penis arrows i can point and shoot
at people. It was a nice feeling having
a penis for a short while until it
deflated. thank you alex.
of vaseline for his cookies! Its not
like he's asking the world of you Alex.
patch from years ago...someday i will
actully give it to him.