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Member Since:
Jul 2003
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Hometown:
columbia, south carolina
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Company:
hi
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ernie oliver's URL:
http://profiles.friendster.com/928250
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Other education:
clemson usc gatech and uarts
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Occupation:
elephant
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Affiliations:
yes
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What I enjoy doing:
mchale, books, pencils, bicycle, and watching my dog run and jump like a goof
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Favorite Books:
the moviegoer, the horse's mouth, rabbit run, max perkins editor of genius, the age of reason, nine stories, coming through slaughter, hesse, nabakov, simon winchester, the virginian, tennessee williams, richard ford, all that is solid melts into air, concrete
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Favorite Movies:
the apartment, spirit of the beehive, cold fever, night of the iguana, millers crossing, punch drunk love, hop scotch, --my aunt gail is in it, elling, cat on a hot tin roof, cyclo, who's afraid of virginia wolf, broken wings
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Favorite Music:
triplets of bellville, louis armstrong, mariana sadovska, will oldham, modest mouse, library of congress archives, sufjan stevens, willard grant conspiracy
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Zodiac Sign:
Aquarius
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About Me:
walked on stilts for an entire day once when i was eleven.
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him for whiskey. instead i would keep
him in my pocket and take him to the
bar. i would order two shots of whiskey.
when no one was looking i would drop
Will the gumball into the second whiskey
shot because i know he would like that.
work!
wind and send a scout crew of three men. Will
used to have teeth. Three of them. I'd send three.
Will has a way with word-teeth. Three would've
sufficed. Never four. Will would undress his words
with your teeth back then. Three words to a tooth
is never enough. Four is overkiller. Will didn't
flinch then. Fighting word-teeth. I'm having an acid
flashback just speculating about it. Nevermind.
him, "that guy ain't nothin but a urban
legend," but Will's made a believer of
us all.
loves to hate it.
mentor i mean TEACHERFRIEND. He too,
is a skyscraper. But one who hasn't
been smashed into by the burning
airlines of mediocrity. The only man
that I fear I would lose a drinking
contest with.
not even sure why. He's just one of
those guys that you are so glad you run
into when you run into him -- unless you
are walking ass-first and he happens to
have his hand out, in which case Will
just caught a handful of your ass, which
can go either way. Maybe that's why he
is a hero, because he is never afraid to
get a handful of ass, even if it means
offering up his nose or jaw to some
giant dickhead's fists.
By the way, I like Will.
and he tells me I look like a real
estate agent. I can't resist these
type of charms. He once told me he
would marry me, but than I realized he
was kidding. But I am still waiting,
just in case he wasn't kidding. My
profile says "in a relationship"
because I'm waiting for Will. I
probably shouldn't have admitted that,
now he probably isn't going to approve
this testimonial. He didn't approve
the last seven that I wrote. He said
they were too "sexy" and they were
going to harm his chances with the
other ladies. That's okay, I know we
are still "in a relationship" even if
he doesn't think so.