Jeff Song

stanford

finance

long hops on the beach, JUMPing (of course), imitating T-rexes, small exotic rodents, making fun of my friends, crossbreeding with hamsters, chasing my tail, wheel-o-ciser marathons, playing with nuts

gerbils don't read, silly. pop-up books ok. some of my favorite websites/organizations: American Gerbil Society, Gerbils Galore, Rodent Fancy, Twin Squeaks, L'association des Gerbilles, Swedish Gerbil Society, The Rabbit and Rodent Fanciers Connection

too short to enter most movie theaters. although I saw "Stuart Little" on video, good stuff. love all richard gere flicks

rodent trance, country folk, anything with a harmonica or banjo, bad karaoke, gameboy music, Stuart Little soundtrack

Dr. Phil, anything on CSPAN, anything on discovery channel (specifically dealing with small mammals. no snakes!)

Pisces

i'm about 3 inches tall (6 including my tail). golden
brown velvety fur with white patch on underside. large,
almond shaped deep brown eyes. my vibrant and energetic
personality tends to get me into trouble (i think i have
ADD). love scurrying on my wheel-o-ciser. also enjoy
burrowing down dark passages and snuggling in a patch of
dry leaves. well groomed claws. above average rodent
intelligence. whisky and devilish long tail provides
hours of entertainment. deathly afraid of snakes. bad
habit: back legs tend to thump repeatedly and
uncontrollably when i sense danger is near. For those of
you that are gerbil ignorant, an excerpt from
the American Gerbil Society to educate you: "What is a
gerbil? The Mongolian gerbil, Meriones Unguiculatus, is a
small, domesticated rodent commonly kept as a pet in homes
and classrooms across the country. They are small, but
larger than mice. Unlike their cousins, mice and rats,
they have a fully furred tail, with a tuft at the end. Due
to selective breeding, gerbils are now available in a wide
array of colors. They are clean, inquisitive, friendly,
and make great companions to those that choose to keep
them."

Interested in meeting all kinds of small rodents, not
limited to gerbils..guinea pigs probably max size limit...
anyone I can share an acorn with...must be able to jump at
least a foot off the ground...prefer shining, dark coat and
long, slender tail...must enjoy exploring, scavenging,
burrowing, playing with nuts, and JUMPing...a hamster broke
my heart once, so I tend to be protective of my emotions
and inner feelings...not interested in pack rats or nut
hoarders. looking for a nice warm body i can hibernate
through winter with...