Eric

rock, University of Texas at Austin

Avant Guardian Angel Dust Mite

discordians

triathlons, restoring Cromwell as Protector, coffee, circuit bending, pretzels, shade, gin and tonic, wiget, rock and roll, open windows, 3.5%, free samples, being crescent fresh, red lights, painting, sex scenes of medieval literature, vancouver

psychopathia sexualis, brothers k, magic mountain, kafka's and crane's short stories, nibelungenlied, comus, ishmael, unbearable lightness of being, paradise lost, junky, nostromo, poor people, and anything Susan Sontag or Gore Vidal writes.

lady eve, withnail and i, the man with the golden arm, the honeymoon killers, dancer in the dark, knife in the water, spawn of the slithis, voodoo black exorcist, oklahoma, big lebowski, turkish star wars, amelie, annie hall, anything marx bros.

styrofoam, american analog set, neil young, handel, yann tiersen, phillip glass, steve reich, john cage, morton feldman, my robot friend, lesbians on ecstasy, andrey kiritchenko, alias, venetian snares, cdatakill, amon tobin, why?, cLOUDDEAD, sage francis, laika, cat power, triosk, saul williams, matmos, the notwist, dosh, joanna newsom, iron and wine, bob dylan, bonnie prince billy, tommy dorsey, the shins, david byrne, TSOL, the exploited, tosca strings, kronos quartet, neutral milk hotel, blonde redhead, sixtoo, charles mingus, lightning hopkins, bad religion, uncle tupelo, the faint, rapture, stereo total, t. rex, stranglers, knife in the water, eight frozen modules, crack pipes, the books, aphex twin, etc for infinity...

no. but the zealot reverend with a toilet seat around his neck on public access has entertainment value. the rest of television is mindless brain-melting dreck designed SPECIFICALLY to keep you mediocre and uninspired, self-loathing and self-conscious, politically apathetic, and generally lazy. kill your t.v.

i'm spurned from a half pterodactyl, half public access televangelist from the future. i eat babies like popcorn, and save their wretched souls at the same time.

dharma and greg... for respective lobotomies.

and people who believe jesus is coming, i want to study you like a lab rat