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Interested In:
Friends, Activity Partners
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Member Since:
Jul 2003
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Hometown:
St. Paul, MN
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Patrick's URL:
http://profiles.friendster.com/935837
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Schools:
North Sr., Attended 1994 - 1997, Class of 1997
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Other education:
Emory Law
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College/University:
Macalester College, Attended 1997 - 2001, Class of 2001, Other
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Occupation:
Lawyer to the stars.
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Affiliations:
Safety Team
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What I enjoy doing:
beer, golf, ironic media consumption, hockey, photography, skiing, highstakes gambling, gambling, skittlebrau, jonesin', the jumble, pub quiz, happy hour, efficient domestic travel, sport-o-graphic intrigue, scrabble, hating on trons, Ms. Pac-Man
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Favorite Books:
The Catcher in the Rye, Trinity, Lies and the Lying Liars who tell them, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
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Favorite Movies:
Godfather I, II, Rocky I-IV, Wes Anderson movies, The Big Lebowski, Field of Dreams, Pee-Wee's Big Adventure, Singin' in the Rain, Lost in Translation
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Favorite Music:
Elliott Smith, Badly Drawn Boy, Pavement, Radiohead, Mirah, Outkast, Wilco
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Favorite TV Shows:
Gilmore Girls, The O.C., Man vs. Beast, The Price is Right, Curb Your Enthusiasm
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Zodiac Sign:
Gemini
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About Me:
oh, i think my interests and favorites speak for me. except, i should add that i'm enjoying a root beer right now.
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tradition of my own dear Century 19: even when I
don pantaloons and a mustache to ingratiate
myself among the opium-eaters, he has been
known to rise from his narcotized stupor to sense
my any little distress and pause from his intimate
conversation with the snake-charmer to upfling
me into a hansom cab with the delicacy he would
grant the steel-girdled spinster of one the best
families, AND give precise directions to driver.
His functionality, his maintaining, if one will, is
impeccable.
time friend, I feel I can speak with some
authority about his true nature. Most of
the time he believes he is a crabby old
man trapped in a young guy's body,
which causes him a significant amount
of internal strife. Yesterday he yelled at
me for following him around the kitchen
even though I was only trying to find the
spatula, I was there first, and I was
preparing delicious hot cocoa for both
of us. He also scares my dog Frida
when he yells at sports events on TV.
It's not really his fault, though, because
she's scared of everything, including
yelling, cats, and surprises. He is,
however, a master barbaque chef and
that makes up for most of his other
crabbiness (ask about the beer-can
chicken). He's introduced me to a
neverbefore imagined world filled with
Scrabbleship, Skittlebrau, and the
Vermot Gay Coyboys - and for that I will
be forever grateful.
Congratulations. So I guess now i can't
murder my patients or he will sue my
ass?
Thanks Shyster.
Thanks a lot.
Patrick's Bar exam. I learned three
things from this experience:
1) this exam is not related to Ricky's
drinking, but rather Ricky's lawyering
2) Never, ever, ever use DHL or
airborne to overnight a package
3) Ricky must live in a very frou- frou
apartment cause it actually has a
leasing office
in a fit of idiocy. Doesn't he know
that you can get up to 6% off any of
Target's popular "Highly Flammable
Sweatpants Collection" for every $300
you charge on the Target card? Only a
fool would throw away a benefit like
that. But, that really is Patrick in a
nutshell. When he's not pointing out
other people's "straight-up hearsay" or
fitfully contorting his body in some
kind of epileptic burst, he is usually
railing against the tyranny of discount
retail chains. P.S. Ask him about
squeaky napkins.
Money Thousandaire"?
from an informational video he did
about government programs that give you
free money: "You can get $2000 for a
penile implant." Crap like that.
The thing that endears Patrick to me is
his confidence. Oh sure, everyone
thinks he is confident, but that's not
what I am talking about. Patrick's
resolve is such that he remains
confident in the face of a mountain of
factual evidence to the contrary. Few
people know that Patrick was the last
person on earth to accept the fact that
blood is thicker than water. I love
you big guy!
picture! Of course I'm refering to the
tall guy in back. Pat, do you have
your hand on the General's ass?
kind of mad-capped mischief we'll run
into. International Helicopteros aside,
Patrick is an expert pyrotechnician and
rumor has it that he IS the law!
akin to the personal satisfaction I
get each time I tie my own shoes.