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      • Tom
      • Posted
      • If someone said, "I need a full-scale replica of the eastern seabord built. But a little more fancy and sparkly. Oh yeah, and by tuesday", I would probably call Kris.
      • Regan
      • Posted
      • The Eye In The Hurricane That was the
        Gawdforsaken French Factory Film...
        The only living testimony of the Ethan
        Hawke incident
        Beautiful beyond beautiful, brilliant
        beyond brilliant whether entombed in
        meat or kangaroo bits...
        Shes more than a woman she's a
        weather pattern!
      • Steph
      • Posted
      • Kristen is so freakin' talented. my
        favorite is the meat. she can create
        some cool f*cking fake meat. not only
        does her energy captivate us but her
        eyes float along and hook us in. rock
        on with your bad self. and hope to see
        you soon in new york.
      • Lauren
      • Posted
      • I love Kris. She is hot and naughty,
        sweet and dirrrty. Just like a dirty
        little girl, you see Kris and you're
        like, 'Awww, Kris is soooo cute! Look
        how cute Kris is! Aaawwwww!' But
        you're strangely attracted to her and
        it makes you feel dirty. Bringing us,
        once again, back to 'dirty.' Not like
        the showers-once-a-month dirty, but
        the good type of dirty--raunchy, sexy
        dirty. She once ate a cherry out of
        my mouth, and it was h-h-hot. I have
        the pictures to prove it. Just drop a
        line if you want to see them.
        Unfortunately, she's fully clothed in
        them, but with a little help from
        Craig and Photoshop, I'm sure that can
        be fixed.
      • Robert
      • Posted
      • Kris, What can be said..
        Frenetic yet Serene.
        Ambitious yet compassionate.
        Funky and Homey.
        Godessesque and ALMOST accessible to
        mortals.
      • Lonnie
      • Posted
      • Ms. Kristin ladyfingers is a sweet
        young Lebaneese love machine, so holy
        much, that she could turn Marvin Gaye,
        Marvin Straight.
      • Greenie
      • Posted
      • Kristisha be pulling more cargo than me
        an i be pullin a 18 wheeler! Shorty
        gots back!
      • Greenie
      • Posted
      • Kris be the eighth most wonderfuls
        human beings in the uny-verse, I don'ts
        not have anythings funy or funny to sez
        here, but shes had change my lifes and
        mades me the nineteenths happiest
        person on the plaznet.
      • Bunny
      • Posted
      • Kris saved me during the Blackout....unseen
        hands guided me to her. Her assuring hand
        on mine, we walked six miles, gossiping and
        delighting in New York City. We played in
        an open fire hydrant to the delight of
        onlookers...we didn't give a damn. We got
        melted ice cream and were dazzled by the
        mere thought. She has amazing fashion
        sense and is hotter than the very depths of
        hell.
      • Craig
      • Posted
      • once saw her go head to head with
        an oncoming L train, and the train
        lost. no surpise there. she rocks
        more than a box of socks

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