Just looking around

Jun 2004

Sarasota, FL

Outer Space

http://profiles.friendster.com/9365115

Emerson College, M.I.T. ..Degree in the "smartest astronaut" school.

Robot

Funky Buddha Lounge...General Manager, Second City Conservatory and Music Program, Annoyance Productions training program. Come see "58!" at the Annoyance every Thursday at 8pm. It's funny. It won "Best Musical" in the New York Fringe Festival. Boner. There's a bar if you drink and if you don't drink the bar will probably still be there. 4840 N. Broadway. Or look at www.sonicbids.com/befrank. Three person improv is fun, funny, the funnest, the most fun.

Laughing, Being on time, playing with my food, multitasking, singing to myself, Pippi Longstocking, Travelling, Food that I've never had before, Other Cultures besides my own, Hip-Hop Music, John Waters Movies, Woody Allen, Film/Video, Choreography, Pee-Wee Herman, Lionel Ritchie, Driving on the highway with the windows down at 2am singing as loud as humanly possible, Weird campy things, drinking way too much green tea, pretending I'm an 80's rap star at 9 o'clock in the morning, laying on my floor listening to records, funny teeth, random references, invisible crushes and the thug life.

Be Here Now, Hamlet, Boondocks, The World According to Garp, Cyrano Debergerac, White Oleander, Pride and Prejudice. ANYTHING BY DAVID SEDARIS, The Time Travelers Wife

Drop Dead Fred, Chorus Line, Kill Bill, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, Talk to Her, Raise the Red Lantern, Sound of Mutha Fuckin Music

Beatles, Don McLean, classic fucking rock from the late 60's man, I can think these things because I'm a 65 year old man sitting in a rocking chair on his porch diguised as a 25 year old lady with freckles. Tribe Called Quest, Wu-Tang Clan, Deltron 30/30, White Stripes, YES, Nina Simone, Barbra Streisand, Joni Mitchell, Stevie Wonder, MCHammer, Rufus Wainwright, Lionel Ritchie, Van Morrison, Michael Jackson (duh), The "Flashdance" soundtrack, Elliot Smith, any musicals that I can sing to...I'm serious.

Old Saturday Night Live, LOST muthafuckas

Scorpio

I weigh 800 pounds and have a wicked case of hemroids, I also don't know how to spell hemroids, I also like to pretend I'm a 5 year old English boy...with hemroids

He weighs 802 pounds and has hemroids.