You learned how to dunk a basketball
days before you grew short. And I
always asked for a drive, but you were
already walking. Blue bicycles and
toothpaste weddings were a thing of the
past by the time we were born. But, still,
some things come back every summer
like hoola-hoops and twister. Nothing
goes down as crisp and flowery as a vat
of psilocybic tequila under the stars that
blank out amid the city's floating lucent
tors. Damn the torpedo and the blue
bicylce that delivered them! This village
wasn't meant to burn! Tell the truth, you
knew it was coming all along...why didn't
you say anything? I was afraid you
wouldn't listen. The lost art of respecting
the truth has fallen like a lazy arm into a
dying breed of monastic pilgrims. The
brothers' last wishes ended up the same
and all of them kept it a secret. So let's
tell them each what we knew all
along...The trouble is, I'm not sure they'll
listen. Dammit, you haven't learned a
thing since destroying that village! Go
and tell them
You look like you could use a chamois
made of the same absorbant material as
my super sponges (they're so absorbant
we call them the "sponge that sucks.").
no really. if you had my chamois your
life would be livable in that random
biodome on that random planet Earth
that I hear you're off to. You should bring
a mop too. It sweeps washes and dries
all in one mopping!! Biodegradable, too,
in case you stay in the biodome for,
like, ever.
i should have testified long ago,
but words just don't know
how to describe top dogg like whoa!
lucky are those who know what i mean
probably those who encounter this
screen....peace for 1987 you suckaaaz!
Tom gave Kirill the most gnarly black
eye ever. I'm really sorry I missed their
street brawl, but the aftermath (read:
Kirill's blood) is all over my house. You
two will destroy each other yet.
Tom deleted my most sincere
testimonial. Perhaps the most sincere
thing I've said to anyone (minus the
barfing noises). I think that pretty
much sums up our relationship.
Every time I find myself in a
situation where a robe would be useful
I'm like, damn! I wish I could wear
the blue kimono! Then I could move
around freely with ease and style!
Damn it Tom! You better love that
thing as much as I do! You better be
wearing it morning noon and night!
Re-uniting with Thermos at yoga was
probably the coolest re-unifacation yet,
he is very impressive...he doesn't let
anything stop him, not even that big,
red, stiff outfit brought down his form.
Have fun with the BEE's!!!
Will someone else please write Tom some
testimonials so I don't look insane? He
really is great. Remembered about my
first day of work all the way from
Chicago, AND remembered about the time
difference! Mind like a steel trap!
days before you grew short. And I
always asked for a drive, but you were
already walking. Blue bicycles and
toothpaste weddings were a thing of the
past by the time we were born. But, still,
some things come back every summer
like hoola-hoops and twister. Nothing
goes down as crisp and flowery as a vat
of psilocybic tequila under the stars that
blank out amid the city's floating lucent
tors. Damn the torpedo and the blue
bicylce that delivered them! This village
wasn't meant to burn! Tell the truth, you
knew it was coming all along...why didn't
you say anything? I was afraid you
wouldn't listen. The lost art of respecting
the truth has fallen like a lazy arm into a
dying breed of monastic pilgrims. The
brothers' last wishes ended up the same
and all of them kept it a secret. So let's
tell them each what we knew all
along...The trouble is, I'm not sure they'll
listen. Dammit, you haven't learned a
thing since destroying that village! Go
and tell them
made of the same absorbant material as
my super sponges (they're so absorbant
we call them the "sponge that sucks.").
no really. if you had my chamois your
life would be livable in that random
biodome on that random planet Earth
that I hear you're off to. You should bring
a mop too. It sweeps washes and dries
all in one mopping!! Biodegradable, too,
in case you stay in the biodome for,
like, ever.
alcoholic?
have two? also, I have to say, that
man-eating lion doesn't look so tough
now, does it?
but words just don't know
how to describe top dogg like whoa!
lucky are those who know what i mean
probably those who encounter this
screen....peace for 1987 you suckaaaz!
eye ever. I'm really sorry I missed their
street brawl, but the aftermath (read:
Kirill's blood) is all over my house. You
two will destroy each other yet.
testimonial. Perhaps the most sincere
thing I've said to anyone (minus the
barfing noises). I think that pretty
much sums up our relationship.
situation where a robe would be useful
I'm like, damn! I wish I could wear
the blue kimono! Then I could move
around freely with ease and style!
Damn it Tom! You better love that
thing as much as I do! You better be
wearing it morning noon and night!
probably the coolest re-unifacation yet,
he is very impressive...he doesn't let
anything stop him, not even that big,
red, stiff outfit brought down his form.
Have fun with the BEE's!!!
testimonials so I don't look insane? He
really is great. Remembered about my
first day of work all the way from
Chicago, AND remembered about the time
difference! Mind like a steel trap!