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this is the white girl version of, "what, bitch?!"
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"i met bill murray once and he touched my hand and told me to write a script about angels. no shit. also, he smells like..."
More about laura
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Schools (Other):
nyu
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Occupation:
saving the world from people like you
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Affiliations:
i love all animals except mosquitos sometimes.
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Hobbies and Interests:
cooking, cleaning, anal sex, aerobics!
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Favorite Books:
teenbeat, tigerbeat & other such classics
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Favorite Movies:
bottle rocket, clue, waiting for guffman, freeway, billy madison, peaceable kingdom, the last just man, rushmore, brazil, barbarella, cabin boy, dr. strangelove, trading places, the jerk, thirst, some like it hot, the ladies man, so i married..., troop beverly hills, Walken, Jeunet, Jarmush, Tamra Davis, Polyester, DANGERFIELD (RIP!!)
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Favorite Music:
liliput/kleenex to scream along with, PHIL COLLINS!!!, the coup, the kinks, the pharcyde, DLR!!!, odb (RIP BIG BABY JESUS!), kid loco, del, dolly parton, any cover or variation of the song, "downtown train", hank williams sr, death in vegas, nina simone, steppenwolf, bel biv devoe, karate kid soundtrack, prince, SLY&tfs!, mj, jj, nikki french, oh and i love when women sing about men doing them wrong. especially loretta lynn or patsy cline.
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Favorite TV Shows:
then i'm daniel franco and i'd like to wish you bliss, grey's anatomy (i am a girl), arrested development (RIP), america's next top model (all seasons except 4), news radio, nature on pbs, celebrity mole, charlie rose, mr. belvedere!!, the office (UK), curb your enthusiasm, the golden girls, mr. show, small wonder, top model (again. so good.), snl w/ farley, daily show (duh), strangers with candy, norm show, freaks and geeks, undeclared
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Zodiac Sign:
Gemini
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About Me:
i met bill murray once and he touched my hand and told me to write a script about angels. no shit. also, he smells like peaches.
i love all sorts of baked goods.
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Who I Want to Meet:
people who don't fit in. and cougars! (but not as in like older women you want to have sex with but as in like actual cougars.)
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Laura also cc'd NASA on her email correspondence for a solid year.
would try to convince you that uncle joey
was the hot one just to be difficult.
meanwhile, you know she'd never pass
up the opportunity to bang the bejesus
out of uncle jesse and steal that pink
bunny of the wall as a memento of her
slick conquest.
on a wind-swept knoll, idling beneath
the light of a gibbous moon, when she
began telling me of her childhood dream
to colonize an animal republic -- a
pluralistic place where lambs associate
with wolves, the falcons fly wing in
wing with the pigeons, the swans have
social intercourse with the serpents,
and the fish swim in the company of the
beavers and the otters. The republic
would be governed by a phoenix, whose
ambassadors would be monkeys. A
bicameral parliament of bees holds
endless procedural discussion. Tigers
and lions serve as soldiers, geese and
dogs as sentinels, parrots as
interpreters, storks as physicians, and
the unicorn holds the function of chief
toxicologist in charge of finding
antidotes to all sorts of poisons.
they just show their asses and dance
for everything like money and houses
and phD's and shit
and that says a lot because Laura's
got fangs!
time in NY, she used her magical charm
to make me hop down 5th Avenue like a
bunny rabbit. I'm not kidding. This
woman has strange powers. Sexual
powers!