Mr. Burns

"I was born in a parking lot in Staten Island. My mom was high on the sauce at the time and now my eyes are a little too far..."

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Occupation:
Household Companion
Hobbies and Interests:
Feather, wet food, bottlecaps ( I LOVE bottlecaps), entering rooms I'm not supposed to enter, string beans, tummy rubbing
Favorite Movies:
Shrek 2, Look Who's Talking Now
Favorite Music:
Wagner
About Me:
I was born in a parking lot in Staten Island. My mom was high on the sauce at the time and now my eyes are a little too far apart. Sometimes, when I jump for things, I don't quite make it.
Who I Want to Meet:
People who will pet me and throw bottlecaps for me to retrieve.