Patzilla Boyd

Bush League Academy for the Gullible

Bullfighter

Beating on Justin, This girl in New York, LSU/Redskins Football, flying squirrels, Rare meat, Chucky Cheese, People who fake their deaths, people who lived when their parachute didn't open, baked beans, Roman candles, Weightlifting, Heavy petting

Cookbooks

Big Trouble in Little China(If you know this movie you're a keeper), Best in Show, The Running Man, Blazing Saddles, Spies Like Us, Over the Top

80's metal(AC/DC, Skid Row, Motley Crue), Neil Diamond, Hip hop(Too Short, Outkast, Biggy), Country(Cash, Willie Nelson, Haggard)

Temptation Island, The family Guy, Price is right, Blind Date, Dukes of Hazzard, Anything that causes drama

Student of scientology, except the exact opposite.

Women stay away if:
You have back fat, a beard, can benchpress buicks, think a quarterback is a tax refund, your teeth look like you chew on bricks, you think petroli is a soap substitute, and you hang out with your wang out.

Good Qualities:
Women with a full set of teeth and aren't scared when I
turn into patzilla.(If you're rich that's lagniap) Just
leave me some allowance and we'll get along just fine. If
you're poor now you have something to work for. Let's get motivated