Jim

rentals

catching the red eye with Mary Jane

Hammer of the Gods, Crazy from the Heat (Lee Roth RULES)

Braveheart, The Song Remains the Same, Lord of the Rings, Dragonslayer

Zep, Sabbath, The Who, Skynyrd, Bachman Turner Overdrive, Halen (pre-Hagar, natch)

World's Wildest Police Chases, Beavis and Butthead (RIP), plus that old show about the guy who solved crimes while flying that helicopter, or something

Hey Hombres, I know it's been a long time since I rapped at ya, but I've been laid up at home with some crazy flu for a couple of weeks now. I got scared that I had contracted the SARS from eating too much ramen noodles, but my man Doug assured me that they seal those pretty tight and there's no way that or that crazy bird flu could be transferred. Pretty lucky, because I've been living on ramen and beefaroni. I've been too weak to walk all the way to the Safeway, and that's the only stuff they have at Sevs just down the block. Anyway, I'm feelin a little better now, which is great because they just started a jello shots happy hour not even ten blocks away. My car has been out of commish for the month, which is just as well since the funds have been drier than my man Doug's Polish jokes.
But I just wanted all you dudes and chicks to know that the Jimster will be back on top before you know it, living to the fullest, with a bowl full of northern lights and a tape deck full of Led Zep IV.

Seriously,folks, there's too many guys contacting me on friendster. Gonna have to impose a new rule, bros. If you want to friendster with the Anchower, you've got to bring the femme power. So when you request me as your friend, bring a female friend along, why not? Someone you maybe have given up trying to creep up on yourself. We're all in this together, dudes.