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Interested In:
Friends, Activity Partners
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Member Since:
Jul 2003
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Hometown:
Norman, OK
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Jason's URL:
http://profiles.friendster.com/948452
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Schools:
Norman Hs, Attended 1984 - 1985, Class of 1985
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Occupation:
Entertainer, Cynic, Father
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Affiliations:
Excema, Headaches, Hair Loss ... oh wait.. I thought that said afflictions.. Nevermind.
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What I enjoy doing:
Pornography, Art, Oklahoma, Woodpussy, Floss, Knee socks and shiny shoes, Pyrotechnics, Noses, Noise, AbandonedPlaces.com, Spanking, Donuts, Robots, Children, Etc.
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Favorite Books:
Gray's anatomy, 1000 Nudes, Acme Novelty Library, Cometbus, Crash, How To Do It Encyclopedia, Aztec, Cruel Shoes, Anything by Kurt Vonnegut, Dave Hickey, David Sedaris, or Woody Guthrie, Invisible Man
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Favorite Movies:
Secretary, Female Trouble, Spinal Tap, Eraserhead, Gummo
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Favorite Music:
Wulfgasm, Binky, Scratch Acid, Uz me Doma, NoMeansNo, Negativland, Tom Waits
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Favorite TV Shows:
Green Acres, Leave it to Beaver, Iron Chef, Anything With My Friendster Huell Howser
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About Me:
Old, Fat, Balding, Woodpussy.Org
Favorite books continued: I Am Secretly An Important
Man, Specialty Wall Coverings, Webster's Dictionary,
The Banjo Primer, Answer Me, God's Of Earth And
Heaven, and any auto parts catalogs with really nice
illustrations.
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Who I Want to Meet:
http://www.worldbeardchampionships.com
http://www.fatchicksinpartyhats.com
http://jodi.org
Ladies Who Wear Panties In The Bathtub.
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might try to sniff you too.
Jason man one bit. He refuses be
lead hund for my luge race.
(hissings)
heavy petting, I call on Jason. He's
very reliable in that regard.
music after taking his clothes off and
rolling around in things your mother
used to make you wash your hands
after touching. I would like for him to
come on one of my radio shows and
do that for the listeners. (I have hand
sanitizer.) In lieu of all that, I'd settle
for a 7". (I have hand sanitizer.)
dense fog when this strange
dog-man appeared from the
darkness and cast me among a dark
crevasse of vermin-encrusted
human remains. I was Saved.
There is something about those
Hadley boys that makes you want to
rip your clothes off and roll around in
blood and imitation-flavored maple
oatmeal.
Chevy van. Think of all the places
he's driven while cranking up (in the
bad old days with two meanings)
cassettes of legendary songs not to
be found anywhere else in the world
including those two Butthole Surfers
songs with a horn section. Think how
he was the driver to many deserts
and many freakouts. He's the
choreographer of chaos. No wonder
the white Chevy van wore out under
his watch. "Demand unearned
rewards" and "commit random,
senseless acts" are his mottoes. I try
to rip them off, but I don't have his
style, charisma, energy, skill or his
white Chevy van.
indeed...jason's sense of the eccentric
and oddities truly makes him an
original work of art in the flesh...i
just want to peel it off of him...
crush on quintessential American
Everyman Jason were he here today,
maybe even dedicating one of the
stanzas of "Leaves Of Grass" to
weird boys (AND girls!) from
Oklahoma who emit eerie bodily
vapors while dousing an audience
with mind splitting waves of
cacophany. De Tocqueville probably
could have used Jason to back up
some of his theories on this great,
burgeoning nation of ours and
certainly, certainly I can see Black
Flag roping him in as one of their
singers, maybe in between Ron
Reyes and Dez Cadena.
house and not get upset when a
giant robot turns it into a raging
inferno. I know this from experience.