MattDietz McGilicuty

University of Illinois - Chicago, Attended 2005 - Present, Bachelor's Degree, English

the unbearable lightness of being a novel

His Holiness the 14th Dalai Lama, His Holiness the 14th Beardo, Jamiroquai, Mr. T cereal cardboard cutout, the Hamburglar

animals, beat, beer, books, buddha, bums, chicago, classic, food, freak flags, friends, funny, jesus, judas, kerouac, kissing, lazy, movies, mrblueduck, other, penguins, pudding, punk, rasputin, reality, robots, rock, ska, sleep, soda, tv, weed, wheaton, words

The Subterraneans, Outside Providence, The Dharma Bums, The Great Gatsby, The Lord of the Rings, A Clockwork Orange, The Catcher in the Rye, Of Mice and Men, Hamlet, Huckleberry Finn, Encyclopedia Brown and the Case of the Disgusting Sneakers

Ranting and Raving, ask to see it if you wanna see Ben Redfield get run over by his car

if someone made a band that was somehow the exact opposite of Good Charlotte i would follow them around the globe

The Upright Citizens Brigade, Conan O'Brien, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Seinfeld, South Park, King of the Hill, Home Movies, Viva La Bam, Cheers, Roseanne, MASH, The Cosby Show, The Tom Green Show, Chappelle's Show, The World Series of Poker, Family Guy

I thought about it and I overthink everything. I think I love the song "Come On Eileen" also the Irish proverb "What butter and whiskey will not cure there is no cure for." I have more R.L. Stine books in my basement. Sacre bleu motherfucker.

Jon Arbuckle, the tool