Richie used to be "steamin' mad at
dirt," but now. Shit. Now the brotha
totally sold out. Did you see him on
ACCORDING TO JIM?? The Richie I used to
know would never have let Courtney
Thorne-Smith use his ass like that.
Shit. Things are really bad when you
see that shit on the teevee.
The first time I saw Richie, he was
auditioning for our improv group in
college. I leaned over to the girl next
to me and said "That is a piece of
grade-A ass, and I'm gonna get me
some. Unfortunately, the girl was his
sister Wendy, and in the next two
years, I never even got a morsel. But I
ended up with a strange friend whom I
talk to 2-3 times a year when I'm
missing the absurd in life. Sometimes I
think there is a government cover-up,
and Richie really crash landed at
Roswell in 54, and is actually a
remarkably well-preserved alien on a
fact-finding mission. Perhaps that
would explain his strange associations
with sexual gratification and
condiments...
there was a time when i used to go over
to richie's house and make out with his
roommate. and richie used to come over
to my house and make out with MY
roommate. that was pretty much the
extent of our friendship.
Richie has a strange look, like a rock
and roll IGUANA!!!! Don't lie, richie,
you know you are in sweet sweet love
with me! We should run away to Norway
and hang out with Supersilent or
something. and then we could invent
french fries!!!
richie is my BEST friend.. i'm kind of
mean to him but it is only because i
like him and that kind of makes me
nervous. he can keep it tight all night.
he loves me for real.
impact in my life. Those two words are
Z Cavaricci.
dirt," but now. Shit. Now the brotha
totally sold out. Did you see him on
ACCORDING TO JIM?? The Richie I used to
know would never have let Courtney
Thorne-Smith use his ass like that.
Shit. Things are really bad when you
see that shit on the teevee.
auditioning for our improv group in
college. I leaned over to the girl next
to me and said "That is a piece of
grade-A ass, and I'm gonna get me
some. Unfortunately, the girl was his
sister Wendy, and in the next two
years, I never even got a morsel. But I
ended up with a strange friend whom I
talk to 2-3 times a year when I'm
missing the absurd in life. Sometimes I
think there is a government cover-up,
and Richie really crash landed at
Roswell in 54, and is actually a
remarkably well-preserved alien on a
fact-finding mission. Perhaps that
would explain his strange associations
with sexual gratification and
condiments...
and then the baby beat the shit out of
him. And they have been together ever
since. True story.
hottt up there---LA misses you.
to richie's house and make out with his
roommate. and richie used to come over
to my house and make out with MY
roommate. that was pretty much the
extent of our friendship.
and roll IGUANA!!!! Don't lie, richie,
you know you are in sweet sweet love
with me! We should run away to Norway
and hang out with Supersilent or
something. and then we could invent
french fries!!!
mean to him but it is only because i
like him and that kind of makes me
nervous. he can keep it tight all night.
he loves me for real.