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      Ted
      Male, 29, In a Relationship, Davis, CAMore
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      • Brian
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      • Sonoma's unofficial theologist/official
        rock myth.
      • 'Manda
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      • There is no brother like my brother
        and he is the brother.
      • Lily
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      • quick thought- whatever happened to
        Avogadro's bubbler?
      • Lily
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      • Without Ted's influence on my mid- to
        late adolescence I would probably still
        be playing with barbies and sucking my
        thumb. Thank you for the all of the
        discussions on alchemy, sufi poetry and
        mary timony.
      • David
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      • Ted once said that the Tori Amos
        song "Winter" got him through "maybe
        13%" of his teenage years. A bold
        statement? Certainly. But Ted isn't my
        hero for that -- he's my hero cuz he
        later ammended that statement
        to "maybe FOURTEEN percent." And
        that's just fucking savage.
      • 'Manda
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      • I love my brother very much, and I'm
        more excited about being an Auntie than
        anything else in the whole world.
      • Sean
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      • Ted and I were tied back to back
        against a wooden stake. The Nazi
        soldiers were oompa-pa-pa'ing their way
        around the Ark, getting ready for the
        ceremony to begin.

        "Close your eyes Sean," Ted
        whispered. "I read about this in the
        Illuminati papers. Trust me, you'll
        want to close your eyes."

        Now, it's not that I didn't trust the
        Illuminati Papers, but that Ark was
        made of gold, and extremely shiny, so I
        was sort of reluctant to follow
        commands.

        "SEAN," hissed Ted. "YOUR BRAIN IS
        GOING TO MELT, CLOSE YOUR FUCKING
        EYES."

        "Look Ted," I said. "There's no reason
        to be obstinate about this. Come on, if
        the Nazi's can do it why can't I?"

        Ted let out a sigh. "Goodbye Sean," he
        said.

        Needless to say, Ted was right, and I
        melted. Luckily, I was re-incarnated as
        a cute lil' asian tyke, and I would
        soon discover my soul's destiny with
        Dr. Hand was just beginning...
      • Jill
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      • I've always admired Ted, and been
        inspired to follow interesting mental
        paths because of him. He's going to
        be a splendid dad!
      • David
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      • Instead of saying "Going to Taco
        Bell?" or "We're going to Wal-Mart,
        wanna come?" Ted will say, "Going on a
        Taco Bell mission?" or "We're going on
        a Wal-Mart mission, wanna come?" This
        has lended a certain mythic epicness
        to my daily existence, and helped me
        enjoy the LOTR movies that much more,
        e.g.: "We're going on a destroy the
        ring mission, bring the halflings."
        Solid.
      • Meredith
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      • still good with the sex.
        Maybe a little too good.
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