I remember when this guy almost lost
an eye when a Russian kid named Victor
beaned him with a jelly bean sometime
around third grade. Throughout his
ordeal, Ben kept his composure and was
a class act and to this day I look up
to him for being the bigger person
that he was...
ben wrote this;
Tony never stabbed a homeless man in the
eye to steal his cigarettes. However, I
have.
which I think is very funny.
I have mantained this for years; if Ben
was Ron Howard's brother, he would be in
all of his movies.
He is a smarter, cuter (am I gay?)
younger and funnier Clint Howard.
Ben is the author of several children's
books, none of which have been
published because of inappropriate
content. He also made me a quilt once
but I was uncomfortable with the
gesture.
Ben makes me happy like a little girl.
Well, I am a little girl but Ben told
me 14 is legal in California so I guess
it's okay. Anyway, I live in LA and I
miss Ben's hugs in SF. Sad clown face!
I love Ben in the way that a mother
loves her child. Okay, a conflicted
mother with strange thoughts about her
offspring. I just wish he'd stop
telling everybody how good my milkshake
tastes, because now everybody wants
some, and I was saving it all for him.
Testimonials and Comments for Ben
Love you!!
Julie
xoxo
Ben knows Everyone.
Ben is my Six Degrees of Separation... condensed into one sweet, sexy package.
A lot.
If Ben comes back, I promise more pancakes.
an eye when a Russian kid named Victor
beaned him with a jelly bean sometime
around third grade. Throughout his
ordeal, Ben kept his composure and was
a class act and to this day I look up
to him for being the bigger person
that he was...
Tony never stabbed a homeless man in the
eye to steal his cigarettes. However, I
have.
which I think is very funny.
I have mantained this for years; if Ben
was Ron Howard's brother, he would be in
all of his movies.
He is a smarter, cuter (am I gay?)
younger and funnier Clint Howard.
books, none of which have been
published because of inappropriate
content. He also made me a quilt once
but I was uncomfortable with the
gesture.
Well, I am a little girl but Ben told
me 14 is legal in California so I guess
it's okay. Anyway, I live in LA and I
miss Ben's hugs in SF. Sad clown face!
loves her child. Okay, a conflicted
mother with strange thoughts about her
offspring. I just wish he'd stop
telling everybody how good my milkshake
tastes, because now everybody wants
some, and I was saving it all for him.