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Schools (Other):
Crystal Springs Uplands AKA rich snobbyville prep
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College/University:
Claremont Consortium of Colleges - Pomona College, Attended 1999 - 2003, Class of 2003, Bachelor's Degree
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Occupation:
Asthma Researcher, Interning Supergenius
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Hobbies and Interests:
Big Black Men, 3-Card Monty at In & Out
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Favorite Books:
Harry Potter! That underage chick is hot.
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Favorite Movies:
Army of Darkness, Jerry Maguire
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Favorite TV Shows:
Nick and Jessica is like crack. And crack is whack.
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Zodiac Sign:
Gemini
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About Me:
http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=kktheman
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Who I Want to Meet:
Someone smart, caring, beautiful, attractive, intelligent, funny, amazing, dedicated, driven, talented, insightful, compassionate, spontaneous, scintillating, delightful, and tasty.
Oh who am I kidding. Bring on the whores!
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white coat, cause it suits him. Also,
it was with Keith that I learned there
is a reason you toast marshmallows, and
not Peanut Butter Twix bars.
he does terrible "experiments" on
hamsters. Then he is kind of twisted
and scary. He does these things to
these innocent creatures about 5 times
a week. And Keith likes creme brulay.
He eats them by the dozen. He does
this to try to purify his soul and give
himself superhuman strengh. It worked
and now he is superhero helping
everyone. Except the hamsters. Poor
hamsters.
morning. I could never get him to wake
up. Even when he was in my bed, I
couldn't get he to get up. I do miss
having his company at night when I am
pulling all nighters. Wait, if you
have read previous testimonies, he is
not gay, don't get the wrong idea now.
He stood up everyone for
breakfast...EVERYONE. BAD KEITH, BAD!
Either way he is still and the man and
as he would say..he's my homeskillet.
shopping at 99 ranch market. IThere's
hardly any better way to express
friendship. We always say Keith is one
of the super-nicest people around (but
with all our crazy-mean friends, how
much does that reaaallly mean?) j/k He
is. He really really is. And he does a
mean Yoo Seung-joon impression too.