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"I love robots, I love the 50's, I was aa 50's diner waitress for Halloween! My social livelihood depends on a love for..."
More about Claudean
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Occupation:
Click here ( ) to hire an assasin!
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Hobbies and Interests:
Comic book nerds.
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Favorite Books:
Naked, Batman:Dark Knight Returns, Batman:The Long Halloween, Superman For All Seasons, Sin City, Red Rocket 7, Pale Blue Dot, Cunt, October Sky
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Favorite Movies:
The Bad News Bears, Gattaca, Contact, Donnie Darko, Wet Hot American Summer, Spinal Tap, Army of Darkness, Mallrats, Back to the Future, Peggy Sue Got Married, Out of Sight, Metropolis, The Iron Giant
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Favorite Music:
When I showed this site to my dad and he noticed that I hadn't mentioned Jerry Lee Lewis he boxed my ears. I like Jerry Lee and I also like Iron Maiden, Weezer and The Pixies. Go figure...
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Favorite TV Shows:
Freeks & Geeks, Monster Garage, Six Feet Under, Reno 911, Futurama, The Family Guy, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Harvey Birdman, From the Earth to the Moon, The Jack Osborne Rehab Special
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About Me:
I love robots, I love the 50's, I was aa 50's diner waitress for Halloween! My social livelihood depends on a love for cheesy pop culture references and commentary. If you can keep up or better yet stump me, you're off to a good start. If you're a fan of pop culture idiots who have a strong tendancy towards couch potato-ism, I'm your gal.
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Who I Want to Meet:
Let's see... Buddy Holly, Bill Haverchuck, Darth Vader, Joey Demiao, Janeane Garofolo, Mike Allred, Jason Lee, Jack Black, Amelia Earhart, Wes Anderson, Kerri Kinney, Matt Groening, the Adult Swim staff, Kerry King, Jeff Hanneman, Tom Araya and Dave Lombardo. That should do it for now.
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design god. He's a thief and his
purloined clip art design library makes
a mockery of original illustration.
Like Hitler, he has only one ball and
is a failed artist. The ghost of Paul
Rand should kick his Minnesotan ass!
Oh, but Claudean herself is nice
enough, I guess. Just misguided.
joined forces, we would be unstoppable!
mamma. and even though she's only
seen the ocean twice, she's a
certified pirate, and she knows how
to get some booty. avast! she is a
bonafide Tough Chic, even though
her first mate, Tony The Banger, will
tell you otherwise. she's the reigning
champion and the only girl pirate to
fight in the Meanest Man competition;
she fights under the pseudonym
Valhalla Joe and she throws a nasty
left hook. beneath her mega-tough
veneer, she's sweet as pie. she's a
cute patootie, and she can make out
with me at any of her upcoming
high-school reunions, as long as
first mate Tony says it's OK. but since
he's a big fan of girl-on-girl action, it
usually is, as long as you take
pictures.
new world here today. I am the bastard
that didnt go to my high school
reunion!! lol But she still loves me!!
thats all that matters- She is
fabulous and i cannot wait to catch up
with an old art bud from back in the
day!! lol Here's to re-uniting with
good people- <> Lvoe ChadWick
you.
all know you're not tough, just ask
your friends.
friends from me. but now they're all
here, just a mouse click away...BWAH-
HAHA-HAHAHAAAA!!!!
futbol, the beautiful sport, but she's
very nice girl and friend. i thinks she
is liking my hairs! gracias!
pee.....ok...she didn't.....but, she might as
well......she never calls me
anymore.......she's got better things to
do.......better people to talk to......better
people to hang out with..........
i think it's cause i returned her pink sock
gift....my bad....
no really.....claudean rocks!!!! seriously....so
much so, that she prolly won't get mad when
i go take a crap on her door step.....ok that's
not me doin' that....that's ummmm...other
kids...
heart you Crud-dean.