Asterios Kokkinos

@ the Shangri-La in Boston

"Hello? Are there any survivors here? We've got a chopper on the roof that'll take you to Facebook!"

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Schools:
Southold Jshs, Attended 1996 - 2000, Class of 2000
Schools (Other):
Emerson College
College/University:
Emerson College, Attended 2000 - 2004, Class of 2004, Bachelor's Degree, Film
Occupation:
Researcher
Favorite Movies:
Rushmore, Annie Hall, Spider Man 2, Manhattan
Favorite Music:
Talking Heads, Aimee Mann, The Apples (In Stereo), Wilco, The B-52's, The Pixies, Devo
Favorite TV Shows:
Monk, Arrested Development, The Daily Show, Black Books, The Office, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, The Prisoner
Zodiac Sign:
Leo

Amanda
Posted
asterios is known across the galaxy as the greek god of hilarity and the hawaiian god of being greek. he has never not smiled, not because he does not feel sadness or anger, but because to do so would cause some sort of volcanic eruption that would wipe out all of humankind forever, and he's a good dude so he kind of doesn't want that to happen. as a god, he'd probably survive too. it pretty much just goes to show how awesome asterios is.

(oh man, friendster. it's been a long time. if i recall correctly, what i've posted is something like what a friendster comment should look like)

Brandon
Posted
Did you already re-abandon Friendster? This is how out of touch this site is: my profile picture is me with a girl I dated in 2003 (who is now engaged to another man), and my friend Matt who died 4 years ago still has a profile.

Joscar
Posted
Asterios can do more push-ups than you.
Don't believe me? Gah'ead- challenge him!

cora
Posted
asterios is adaptable and
well-rounded, much like a soft flour
tortilla. and honestly, who doesn't like
burritos?