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"Forts win wars, Squidward."
"I've written for The National Lampoon and Cracked Magazine, had a TV pilot screen at the New York Television Festival, and..."
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Schools:
Southold Jshs, Attended 1996 - 2000, Class of 2000
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Schools (Other):
Emerson College
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College/University:
Emerson College, Attended 2000 - 2004, Class of 2004, Bachelor's Degree, Film
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Occupation:
Researcher
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Favorite Movies:
Rushmore, Annie Hall, Spider Man 2, Manhattan
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Favorite Music:
Talking Heads, Aimee Mann, The Apples (In Stereo), Wilco, The B-52's, The Pixies, Devo
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Favorite TV Shows:
Monk, Arrested Development, The Daily Show, Black Books, The Office, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, The Prisoner
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Zodiac Sign:
Leo
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About Me:
I've written for The National Lampoon and Cracked Magazine, had a TV pilot screen at the New York Television Festival, and played at clubs all over New York, Boston and Los Angeles. I enjoy yelling at the TV with my father, watching Babylon 5 & naps.
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Testimonials and Comments for Asterios
Don't believe me? Gah'ead- challenge him!
look for yourself. Nice. *whistle*
computer!" That was the first thing I
ever heard Asterios say on stage. Since
then so many more jewels have fallowed
and far too many to list here. Glad to
have met you Sir! You make me laugh!
well-rounded, much like a soft flour
tortilla. and honestly, who doesn't like
burritos?
with him when we interned at the
2000 National Scrabble
Championship. One evening, after
the day's competition, we chanced
upon an empty shopping cart as we
headed through the spacious
concourse of a nearby mall. Asterios
climbed in and made me push
him...faster...FASTER. Whizzing past
frightened members of the public, he
unapologetically yelled, "My
wheelchair's broken!" This is just
one of many classic Asterios
moments. Then there was that
briefcase...
tighly laced, low cut velvet bodice,
and he had on a frothy white poet's
shirt, slashed suggestively in many
places, and knee breeches. Actually, I
don't remember what we were wearing,
but we were pretending to be pirates.
down shirt. And he looks good in it.