Courtney Kellner

      the last time i ever ate chinese food

      "24-year-old caucasian female"

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      • Corey
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      • Courtney is a valuable friend and colleague whose knowledge about how to respond to sticky IMs and e-mails is incalculable.
      • Robert
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      • Did I really say "fat asshole." I'm better than I think.Ya' gotta love fatherless obese people, and courtney has had her share...especially if they have butt-sweat stains.
        I was just thinking about the laminator dance while working in a school yesterday. I'd never actually seen an industrial laminator before, but our dance was so appropriate. AAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaa (breathe) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa a!
      • Kat
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      • courtney was willing to be in my bad artfart dance... she kept a straight face the entire semester...even though she had to dance with a giant telephone... a giant telephone that was fairly sassy...

        so so so are you doing NYC for new years...i am trying to decide whether or not to... feel free to put effort into convincing me... i would like that
      • Kat
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      • now that i am back in the developed world and always on DHL...you are so going to be hearing from me more often...so happy birthday... and have you noticed that i am way more popular on friendster than i am on other such sites... does that mean anything?
      • Matthew
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      • gosh does that picture give me nightmares
      • Imani
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      • F*uck yeah courtney!!! LIGHTNING and
        PONEYS represent..becha still dont
        have your tee-shirt do ya! heh heh...i do
        so there... and smarmy...damn girl...so
        creepy and yet so tantilizing at the same
        time. so when you gonna get yo ass
        over to germany????
      • CANSHARK
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      • Courtney recently quit her job and
        undertook several responsibilities such
        as babysitting fugly-ass dogs and being
        a professional hand-job machine.
      • Lauren
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      • What Courtney won't tell you is she is
        an avid dog lover (sharpees are her
        favorite), so much so that she tends to
        share secrets and ice cream with them.
        She'll be in heaven for the next 10 days
        spending some exclusive time with
        man's best friend, and I wish I could be
        around to see her face light up when she
        is reunited with that darling dog.
      • Lauren
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      • Courtney and I totally almost died this
        weekend at this gothic club that we got
        sucked into going to. It was snowing,
        our hair was iced to our heads, I slipped
        and fell right in front of a cab (twice) and
        almost died again, and then the place
        was so dark and the only thing that you
        could see was the shimmer of the
        chains these people wore all over
        themselves. So scary, but Courtney
        totally was calm and loved every minute
        of it. What doesn't kill you makes you
        stronger. Thanks, Court.
      • Jesse
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      • oh, and it's not a mason jar... psssh. it's french...
        which means it's fancy.

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