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"i try not to take many things seriously.. (i like)drinking and prank calls among many other things. check out what i see..."
More about Will
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Occupation:
English Teacher
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Hobbies and Interests:
chasing people fast, watching myself watch myself, showing my salad, flying
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Favorite Books:
don dellilo, zen and the art of motorcycle..., roald dahl short stories, the corrections, aldous huxley, paul bowles stuff, r.a. wilson
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Favorite Movies:
charlie kaufman, terry gilliam stuff, wes anderson stuff, lynch, coen bros., david mamet written stuff, bachelor party, moving violations, hollywood knights
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Favorite Music:
big poo generator, abe lincoln and the stincolns, beechwood sparks, will oldham, unicorns, duster, castor, assfactor 4, club tropicana, f.o.d., the oblivians, 54-71, battles, daniel johnston
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Favorite TV Shows:
i live in japan ... sumo riders
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About Me:
i try not to take many things seriously.. (i like)drinking and prank calls among many other things. check out what i see www.willinjapan.com
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Who I Want to Meet:
chuck mccutchence, dom delouise, rip taylor, clyde from
every which way but loose & awwyc, kim fields, anyone who appeared in cannonball run I
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coming back or do I have to keep crying
myself to sleep on my big gay pillow?
introruced me to the wonders of
the "big fat pussy"....the culmination
of will's talent - "i have no
fuuuuuuuuhuuuuuuhnnnnnnn, i'm liked by
noooooooo one!!!!!!!" - he's a true
classix. i've heard all he talks about
is "butts and poo." but at least he
was immortalized in the rhymes
of 'Neg. Glad to see you are still
showing off the marblesack. rawk.
and pootfish sandwich...he also
traveled to the beach with me and my
dad and acted like a right fahget
when jellyfish bit his soggy ass...i've
seen his dad in his only underwear
(tighty whities that is) and a USA hat.
that being said i've also seen his
dad angry and his angry dad balls
flying out of those tighty's...will and i
also created all the noises depeche
mode uses with our mouths and
anuses
to william
him not to, and then you better watch
your shoes, but when you watch your
shoes, he might be on your pants, and
it only gets worse.
smoke up your ass it will come out your
ears you'll be so mad,and is a bit of a
cockblocker at times, you gotta love
him anyways because he is
hilarious,crazy, and has only the best
intentions. i think of him every time i
wear pink panties. i am wearing a pair
right now actually...!viven la bragas
rosadas!
Run for your life!!!!!
HEUNG.
McNikawitz? He's real gay for starters.
REAL GAY. He hates CN's. ALOT. He co-
founded the most powerful secret
(homosexual) society in the world, and
knows alot about anything you may like
to talk about. Will is an aquired taste
for some, and a crucial element for
others. He is among the best of my
friends. See, he tells everybody he
teaches english in Japan, but really he
is a gay samurai wandering the
countryside in search of old Liberachi
45's. Cant wait till the fucker comes
home. I miss you man. Hey buddie. Yeah
dude. Hey man.