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"I am a suburb of Phoenix (the nicest one of course!) I house mostly white people with no money worries in the world and when..."
More about Paradise Valley
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Schools (Other):
phoenix country day, cherokee, kiva
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Occupation:
housing the rich, keeping out the poor
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Affiliations:
paradise valley country club
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Hobbies and Interests:
million dollar homes, snowbirds, people with more than one home, country clubs, resorts, luxury cars, trophy wives, SUVs, white people, money, ridiculous luxuries
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Favorite Books:
The Wall Street Journal
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Favorite Movies:
I am not gonna spend 8 hard earned dollars of my money when i can be a WASP, save it, and get completely obliterated on ridiculously expensive alcohol (most likely in a martini form)
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Favorite Music:
NPR
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Favorite TV Shows:
PBS
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About Me:
I am a suburb of Phoenix (the nicest one of course!) I house mostly white people with no money worries in the world and when a homeless person enters my limits i kindly get the twon police to excort them to the border of the town where they will worry me no more!
LAST NAME: Arizona
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Who I Want to Meet:
People from PV!
People that have lived in PV at one point!
People who have vacationed in PV!
Ridiculously and fabulously rich people!
People who want to know about the fabulousness that is 85253!
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Grandpa built the house in 1962. Who
digs a pool in the backyard when you
live on a mountain. Grandpa! But he
didn't dig. He used dynamite. Ahhh.
Those were the good old days.
our headquarters, and a place we could
truly belong. Without you, we would
have had no country club at which to
sunbathe and luncheon. Well, I guess
we could have gone to Troon in
Scottsdale, but they let in Jews.
your residents. and espically one in
particular.
that Vincent Devlin has colored friends.
raise a family. a white family.
retarded zoning laws for the fact that
I had to spend the years between ages
8 and 13 carless and with no non-
residential property zoned within
many, many miles of my home. So I had
to hang out with Courtney B and Pac
all the time. But it was cool, because
we sold our used audio tapes at the
end of Pac's driveway and told the
rich trophy wives that a 10-year-old
Madonna CD was the newest hip thing
and then they'd buy it for their kids.
Actually, that was pretty funny. And
Courtney B's brother's friends gave us
beer. So maybe I don't dislike you so
much. But we really need to talk about
the speed limit on Lincoln. And Tatum.
And don't even get me started on
McDonald.
be queers, and vincent devlin..oh wait
we already covered that. In reality
paradise valley is a place very much
like disney world only everything--yes
everything--is colored in different
shades of pink and when shopping for
liquor you have to point over the
counter.
Inside, I saw Paradise Valley strapped
to a table. Hot candle wax was being
dripped onto its genitalia. A young
red-headed boy was screaching at the
top of his lungs "I have 6 B's you
stupid bitch, you know you like it". I
ran. i ran until my legs filled with
battery acid. Then I ran some more.
I haven't been back to that alley way
since that night, but those images
stay with me. always.