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My Life As A Tumor (Everyone Looooves Bacon!)
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"I'm a hater. Straight Up. When I'm not hating, I'm
probably playing video games or doing a show, but mostly
hating. In..."
More about Jon
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Schools (Other):
Cornish College Of The Arts; School Of The Arts (SF)
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Occupation:
Actor/Fight Choreographer/Director/Ticket Bitch!
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Affiliations:
Custom Made Theatre Company, High Sierra Music Festival
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Hobbies and Interests:
Theatre, Poker, Conspiracy Theories, The Drizzle, Video Games, Political Dissidence, Basketball, Football, Fat Cats, Cartoons, Writing, Working Festival Concert Security, Torturing Right Wing Fundamentalists and oh yeah- drinking!
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Favorite Books:
Crossing The Rubicon, Motherless Brooklyn, Primal Fear, Show Of Evil, There's A Monster at the End of This Book, Is Our Children Learning: The Case Against George W. Bush, What Liberal Media?
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Favorite Movies:
Fight Club, Zero Effect, Bowling For Colombine, Magnificent 7, Glengarry Glen Ross, Muppet Movie, Dead Man, The Truth and Lies of 9/11, Confessions of a Dangerous Mind, Angels In America, History of The World Pt 1, Royal Tennenbaums, Dead Poets Society
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Favorite Music:
Death Cab For Cutie, Brad Mehldau, Soul Coughing, Thelonious Monk, Foo Fighters, Tenacious D, Beatles, Rage Against The Machine, Radiohead, Griddle, Tribe Called Quest, Old 97's, Tool
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Favorite TV Shows:
Family Guy, Daily Show, Arrested Development, Dead Like Me (Damn you SHOWTIME!!!), Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Simpsons, Homicide: Life On The Street, Harvey Birdman, That 70's Show, Insomniac, Night Court, Reno 911, South Park, Chappelle's Show, Pardon The Interruption, X Play, Futurama
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About Me:
I'm a hater. Straight Up. When I'm not hating, I'm
probably playing video games or doing a show, but mostly
hating. In all the other pictures of me, I'm flipping off the camera.
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Who I Want to Meet:
Fellow haters.
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and smashed our instruments in one of
his so-called "stage combat training"
rituals.
We're still wondering, though: when is
he going to come play video games with
us in Fremont?
schemed to destroy him, but he
invariably returns to haunt us with
his 'new contraptions,' and
innovations in skinning, de-boning,
and hair-rending! Damn his hide!
nature, I pitted 65 of my closest
friends in a one-on-one tournement to
decide who my closest friend was. Jon
did considerably well, crushing old
friends from middle school and fathers
of my godchilderen. Ultimately Jon lost
in the finals to my girlfriend. What
can I say, Jon. Grow some breasts and
better luck next year.
pounds of sweaty fabric is miraculous!
Underneath that cuddle-bear exterior
lies a vile, sinister exterior. Beneath
that? That's anybody's guess.
working with him in the play "rocket
girl". This multi-talent individuals
keeps getting casted for working with
his hands as another working body
part. No practice required...well i
sure hope not....Hahhaha..>But Jonny
Boy is a sweet heart and loves to go
crazy eatting candy and rubbing his
belly.....yum yum
like the vampire, you will be then at
his whim. Is John that powerful and
intelligent? You've heard of Socrates,
Plato, Aritotle? Morons. Need to liven
up a party? This guy IS the party! But
seriously, Jon isn't the gravy, he's
the potatos: all good and carbs, fills
you up and reminds you of being a kid
at home watching Starblazers before
school and G-Force after school. Take
it from me, I went to elementary
school with his sister...
looks great in a giant clown head,
and sometimes that's all that
matters. Shecky is the toast of the
Catskills.
jon so far. I should be mean , just to
shake things up a bit but I can't. jon
is simply the best. He's a good friend
to have, and will give his all for
you. he's not the kind of friend you'd
call when you get arrested cos he's
more likely to be sitting right beside
you in that cell. I wish I had more
friends like him. write me soon mate
nickname is Crash? A whole helluvalot,
actually. This guy is my male
counterpart in more ways than one
(which is kinda scary) - but the best
thing about Jon is that he's always
there, no matter what. And I don't know
about you, but there aren't many of him
out there. Rufus loves Crash. Rufus
also wants crash to email her, seeing
as how she'll be coming up his way in
TWO WEEKS!!!!!! Can you dig it fool?!
past his bedtime trying to get the cat
to come in. He will even go out to the
bush the cat is hiding under and
say, "get in here right now you bad
cat". He can do a dead on impression of
every voice on Family Guy except Lois.
When his girlfriend is having a nervous
breakdown, he will do the dishes. Bailz
rocks!