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      • Griddle
      • Posted
      • Bailey stole our trailer, fenced our amps,
        and smashed our instruments in one of
        his so-called "stage combat training"
        rituals.

        We're still wondering, though: when is
        he going to come play video games with
        us in Fremont?
      • Rob
      • Posted
      • For weeks now, Mauler and I have
        schemed to destroy him, but he
        invariably returns to haunt us with
        his 'new contraptions,' and
        innovations in skinning, de-boning,
        and hair-rending! Damn his hide!
      • Sumar
      • Posted
      • As an homage to my truly competitive
        nature, I pitted 65 of my closest
        friends in a one-on-one tournement to
        decide who my closest friend was. Jon
        did considerably well, crushing old
        friends from middle school and fathers
        of my godchilderen. Ultimately Jon lost
        in the finals to my girlfriend. What
        can I say, Jon. Grow some breasts and
        better luck next year.
      • Granny
      • Posted
      • The way this guy can emote through 30
        pounds of sweaty fabric is miraculous!
        Underneath that cuddle-bear exterior
        lies a vile, sinister exterior. Beneath
        that? That's anybody's guess.
      • Dianna
      • Posted
      • a big poohbear...i had the honor of
        working with him in the play "rocket
        girl". This multi-talent individuals
        keeps getting casted for working with
        his hands as another working body
        part. No practice required...well i
        sure hope not....Hahhaha..>But Jonny
        Boy is a sweet heart and loves to go
        crazy eatting candy and rubbing his
        belly.....yum yum
      • Rob
      • Posted
      • Do NOT invite this man into your home;
        like the vampire, you will be then at
        his whim. Is John that powerful and
        intelligent? You've heard of Socrates,
        Plato, Aritotle? Morons. Need to liven
        up a party? This guy IS the party! But
        seriously, Jon isn't the gravy, he's
        the potatos: all good and carbs, fills
        you up and reminds you of being a kid
        at home watching Starblazers before
        school and G-Force after school. Take
        it from me, I went to elementary
        school with his sister...
      • Kevin
      • Posted
      • Bailey IS a hater, straight-up. But he
        looks great in a giant clown head,
        and sometimes that's all that
        matters. Shecky is the toast of the
        Catskills.
      • Kelly-Anne
      • Posted
      • everyone has been really nice about
        jon so far. I should be mean , just to
        shake things up a bit but I can't. jon
        is simply the best. He's a good friend
        to have, and will give his all for
        you. he's not the kind of friend you'd
        call when you get arrested cos he's
        more likely to be sitting right beside
        you in that cell. I wish I had more
        friends like him. write me soon mate
      • Alyssa
      • Posted
      • What can you say about someone who's
        nickname is Crash? A whole helluvalot,
        actually. This guy is my male
        counterpart in more ways than one
        (which is kinda scary) - but the best
        thing about Jon is that he's always
        there, no matter what. And I don't know
        about you, but there aren't many of him
        out there. Rufus loves Crash. Rufus
        also wants crash to email her, seeing
        as how she'll be coming up his way in
        TWO WEEKS!!!!!! Can you dig it fool?!
      • Melinda
      • Posted
      • Jon is the kind of guy who will stay up
        past his bedtime trying to get the cat
        to come in. He will even go out to the
        bush the cat is hiding under and
        say, "get in here right now you bad
        cat". He can do a dead on impression of
        every voice on Family Guy except Lois.
        When his girlfriend is having a nervous
        breakdown, he will do the dishes. Bailz
        rocks!

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