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      • BA
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      • betsy is the only reason I slide into third
        every week. I just love her gentle fingers
        smearing neosporin on my ass. I
        wouldn't trust my ass with anyone else!
      • Tanya
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      • I don't know what we would do without
        Betsy. She's especially good at
        handling our more difficult customers,
        even if the parlor does look a bit like
        the end of _Pulp Fiction_ when she's
        through with them. Showed that movie
        the other day on the televsion here.
        Joe Grandi laughed so hard, his toupee
        fell off.
      • Hank
      • Posted
      • Betsy's a good girl. I first met her
        at Tanya's long time ago...she'd wind
        up the long pianola and put in the
        music rolls. Those were the days. I
        could sit there with a case of whiskey
        and just let the time pass. Now I
        can't drink any more, Tanya won't read
        my fortune, and Rudy Linnekar gets
        blown to bits on the Main Street of his
        own town--the town he built. At least
        you can still order a Radon Projects CD.
      • Charlie
      • Posted
      • Betsy's latest success might be her most
        remarkable. At a time when the public remains
        strongly supportive of the Bush administration
        -- and few dissenting voices have risen above
        the din -- her person stands atop the New
        York Times bestseller list for a third week
        running.
      • Suzanne
      • Posted
      • Betsy is an extraordinarily creative woman
        in art and music and is a constant inspiration
        to me in my own creative work. She is also
        witty and lots of fun to be with. Gives great
        parties and is a great guest at a party!
      • Curtiss
      • Posted
      • (disclaimer: I owe Betsy money. She's
        going to remove my kidney if I don't
        pay.)

        Betsy Heistand is the sort of leader we
        need to get this nation back on track
        and away from the ruinous policies of
        Godless atheism and socialist
        oppression of the past fifty years. She
        is not merely a staunch supporter of
        school prayer, but an advocate of
        corporal punishment up to and including
        the death penalty for chewing gum in
        class. My fellow Americans, if she is
        elected, we will have to wait no longer
        for the day of reckoning--the thin
        blood of the Godless will run in the
        gutters of every flithy city that
        blights this nation until only a deluge
        as mighty as the one that swept up Noah
        and all the beasts of the earth and
        birds of the air will be able to wash
        it away. She is the sword of Christ,
        come in advance of his return to strike
        down those so unholy that the Lord
        would not deign to destroy them.

        (Incidentally, she's also a great cook,
        good to drink with, and has stood by me
        at some of the most difficult times of
        my life. Buy her art and listen to her
        music, because they're superb.)
      • Mood Ring
      • Posted
      • Blue, long and steady for almost five
        minutes, then a change to green,
        then to yellow. Purple never, red only
        occasionally.
      • Deann
      • Posted
      • No one's there more when you need
        her than this girl. She's sweet,
        smart and muse-y in a good way.
        There's no one I'd rather drink
        whiskey with than Betsy.
      • Anthony
      • Posted
      • Betsy is my main squeeze. She is a
        great painter with all the right
        curves. She helps me to remember
        things. She dresses me up in a four
        button suit of her love, and she waters
        my carnivorous plants when I'm away.
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