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Wendell is the ultimate in creative fun.
She towers over most, but I think that is
what has given her a clearer perspective
on life.
Shocked and dismayed by this Sunday's recent
tragedy, the Republic of D began a full
investigation Wednesday into the legal
ramifications of inanimate object crimes,
particularly in cases of pirate disfiguration. The
legal team made a promising discovery by
unearthing the historic 1927 case, Kingman v.
Pencil, in which Alexandra Kingman, a graduate
student at the University of Kalamazoo, sought
retribution for the loss of her left eye when she
fell asleep on her pencil while studying. The
near-deadlocked case was finally resolved when
the tie-breaking juror, after hours of deliberation,
fell asleep on a ballpoint pen. In a swift decision
by the judge, both pencil and pen were cast into
the fires of hell.
This precedent case has opened the doors of
justice for Chief Wendellland Diplomat E. The
International Karmic Court at Shiva, the capital of
the Republic of D, will begin deliberations
Thursday. Justices Jareth a
represent Diplomat E. In the case of a
premeditated pirate disfiguration, the sentence
could be especially severe, including but not
limited to: rusty nail tire deflation, sumo wrestler
shuttle service, and sacrificial recycling.
All parties hope for a timely decision. Meanwhile,
a massive crowd of sympathizers has gathered in
the Great Hall of Le Conte, demanding that justice
be served. A condolence party was expected to
personally contact the diplomat this evening, but
due to the Great Halloween Cell Phone Disaster
and its aftermath, the Riots of No Other Number
Known, all communication lines are down.
I have u for my roomie. Wish I was
staying longer! Congrats on the good
news!!! :D Wheee! Anf by the way: Liz
is a talented table-builder too, she
fixes stuff like no-one else. Hehe, du
er knall! :)
hangover and wanted to spend six hours lying
on the couch while eating macaroni and
cheese and talking about everything under the
sun... She understands the value of ridiculous
humor, and her enthusiasm and spunk is
unrivaled. Without Liz, I never could have
gleaned valuable life lessons from fried rice.
Here's to random randomness and crazy
adventures!
your wicked wicker wiggerness it ani't
gonna be long 'til you be splashing all
over this mofo like Daryl Hannah
without Mr. Hanks.... by the way I have
no idea what I'm saying, so if you do
accept this testimonial it's your own
damn fault.
need fulfilled before this game is up.
If yours involves being bench-pressed
by a six foot plus bombshell who can
simultaneously list 15 of her favorite
renaissance painters, then you'd do
yourself some good finding Liz. Buckle
up, buckaroo. This bitch's en fuego.
same. It didnt realize what it was
missing, but upon her arrival all
became clear. To Life, the Loft, and
the pursuit of happiness. Skaal.
little to base this on, but sometimes
you gotta follow your gut. Similar to
when that gut feeling leads you to the
kitchen, and compels you to take out
some bread and lettuce and condiments,
and your gut just lets you know that
you should probably make a sandwich and
grab a cold beer, and you'll probably
need grapes or chips with that, and you
just have to trust it on this one.
Yeah, my gut told me that if new
friends were sandwiches, Liz would be a
triple decker with a frosty cold beer
to boot. Yay LIZ!! Yay lunchtime!!
Plus, Liz understands the brilliance
that is Poodles the Donkey...
and watched her evade bizarre advances
from cute guys with ease and tact, all
the while never missing a beat to the
cheezy Euro dance music blaring
overhead. She even handled sleezy come-
on lines from a guy with a gimp leg! If
that's not club martial arts mastery,
I'm a heterosexual.