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Kelly Smith
Messaging Off
[Restricted to Kelly's friends]
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Interested In:
Friends, Activity Partners
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Member Since:
Jul 2003
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Hometown:
Wheeling, Illinois
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Kelly's URL:
http://profiles.friendster.com/966663
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Occupation:
2nd grade teacher
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Affiliations:
the "good readers" club
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What I enjoy doing:
6 inch voices, 99 cent stores, subway maps, sing alongs
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Favorite Books:
white teeth, middlesex, the handmaid's tale, east of eden, catcher in the rye, agatha christie novels featuring hercule poirot, a prayer for owen meany
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Favorite Movies:
harvey, city of god, monsoon wedding, harold and maude, pride and prejudice (the a&e mini-series)
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Favorite Music:
superchunk, the smiths, belle and sebastian, destiny's child, donovan, simon and garfunkel, and the cars
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Favorite TV Shows:
most detective shows popular with the 60 and over demographic
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Zodiac Sign:
Scorpio
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Who I Want to Meet:
anyone who can sit still for 5 minutes straight without the promise of a sticker
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really nice, and fun, she also NEVER lets me
know when shes going to be in town. fortunetly
her friends let me know when i have missed out.
oh well, maybe next time...
1987 SMASH HIT "Cocktail" as a, a sort
of, of conceptual framework, here:
Kelly is an unlikely -- and in many
ways ideal -- blend of the Elisabeth
Shue (Jordan) and Lisa Banes (Bonnie)
archetypes. (And "archetype" really is
the word; let's give this influential
film its due.) Like Shue, Kelly is in
line to inherit a major fortune, but
passes herself off as poor (to keep the
haters at bay). Like Shue, Kelly is
married to a barman poet named
Flanagan. And she's a blonde. Yet in
her heavy-metal 'do, her penchant (I
pronounce it "pawn-SHAWN") for high-
heels and envelope-pushing fashion
statements -- and in her essential
shallowness -- she uncannily resembles
seductress Banes. And where do I fit in
to all of this, you ask? I am Bryan
Brown's salty, worldly-wise Douglas
Coughlin.
undeniably charming, kind,
intelligent, hilarious, & genuine.
she is the type of person, no, maybe
the ONly person, who would still
deeply regret letting the
troublemaking kid in her 6th grade
class take the blame for something she
did. her captivating presence is
enough to make vaguely masculine guys
weak in the knees. in other words, 10
minutes with kelly greatly resembles
the sound of 4 violins accompanying
fireworks on a porch swing with mint
juleps all around.
turtle neck with a vest. in high
school she was the friend i could go to
with anything. and in college, kelly
was the best austin roommate i ever had
and i miss being married to her. she
is fun, funny, smart, beautiful and
just the best. and if you get into a
fight about toilet paper, she will
leave you the nicest note on the table
in the morning, that's just the kind of
person she is. how can you not love
her!
and wrong to come to a bunch of nasty
conclusions about someone based on a
couple of isolated incidents -- three
at most -- when by the way she was
totally drunk, so it's not even like
that was the real her. Plus who are
you to judge. That's right. That's
what I thought. That's what I THOUGHT.
So don't go thinking you're better
than Kelly when you don't even know
her. Okay. Here's what she's all
about: oldies radio, New Orleans
Saints football (GO SAINTS!), grey
jogging pants, Adam Sandler videos
(LMAO!), porcelain miniatures,
patriotic bumper stickers, chocolate-
flavored ANYTHING, tabby cats . . .
and did I mention the New Orleans
Saints? LOL! :^P LMAO!
that will never end. she is that
person who knows what you're thinking
and will relate with an unforgettable
anecdote, she'll call you out on
something you'd like to forget, if you
don't know the lyrics to a song you
can bet kelly will sing them for you
(just a bit louder than the song) and
she'll always be there to give her
affectionate tap-tap. kelly is
irreplaceable and I love her to death!
there were three different kinds of cake. I
danced in the living room. Kelly is a babe.
all the time, but shit, you know i get
loads and loads of mail everyday, shit,
you know how it is to be a rock star,
you know, shit... i love that things
like this used to enrage kelly and i
enough that we'd write hate-letters to
haughty indie rock stars/ rock-band
producers... never mind that they never
got sent. i miss you and shit, girl!
faced with that charm, that smile, and
those moves. I've probably come into
contact with at least a hundred people
in my lifetime, and Ms. Kelly Smith is
one of my favorites. Whats wrong with
the rest of you people? start working
harder to impress me!
(this is in no way an attempt to make
up for not being in touch for a while)