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As the patron goddess of the ancient Athenian city state, Athena embodies both the power of the warrior and the wisdom of the philosopher. She wields her spear with an aim towards justice. Respect her and you will prosper!

As a noble hare you are well respected, adored even. The opposite sex finds you irresistible; you are quite the charmer. In addition to being a lover, however, you are also a philosopher. You are deeply familiar with the mysteries of this world, and so you are a great resource for advice.

No one cares if you're smart or not. That's because you're a pirate! We all love pirates! They speak funny and they dress funny. Whether they're moronic or not, pirates are a good time.

He is an old school dictator indeed! Genghis Khan made being a dictator cool before "dictator" was even a word!

Murder is the oldest of all sins. You are a passionate felon. You don't kill for the money; you do it for the pleasure. There is nothing like stabbing a victim in the chest to really get your heart going in the morning. It's better than a cup of coffee!

Perhaps the most insidious of all STDs, it can be spread with only a kiss. Or, if you're into that sort of thing, oral contact with other, more intimate, parts. It's not life threatening, but the sores can be an embarrassment to those who are infected.

You will have lots of money. Having lots of money will allow you to buy pretty things, and socialize with pretty people. Maybe all the cash will even bring you happiness?

Devils are not good people. Devils are bad people! That's cool. Good people aren't much fun. It's the devils that always have a good idea for a party or a late night adventure. More power to you!

You are pure and beautiful. Looking into your eyes is a religious experience. When you spread your wings men fall to their knees, and kiss the ground. Hallelujah!

You are the protecting spirit of the group. You ensure that everyone is well-hydrated, not too-drunk, and has a ride home. Without your help, many parties would have ended very badly. When the belligerent drunk gets out of control, you are the one we pawn him off on. Everyone owes you a heart-felt "Thank You".

Being mean is fun. Fun for you, and fun for the submissives that date you. Some people find your meanness mad sexy. Others are intimidated by it. Forget the people that don't like you, and kick some ass!

You are a rascal, and a social deviant. You are happiest when you're causing trouble, and pissing off the authorities. A cherry bomb down the toilet or tagging your name? Who knows what you are going to do next!

Your in love. It's adorable; it's almost sickening. You and your lover look at each other like you two are the only people in the world. When you two aren't together, you think of each other, and yearn for the next meeting.

You're gay. Not that there is anything wrong with that! You like pink, and rainbows, and Judy Garland.

You aren't fat. You're sexy! Your lithe figure and devious curves are enough to drive your lovers crazy. You exercise, and you eat right. Have fun!

Your last sight will be your own air bubbles rising to a distant water surface. Morbid, I know! But also romantic! Drowning, whether in a bathtub or in the expansive ocean, is a classic way to go.