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"I'm a dispenser of fine wine and knowledge. I'll hug anyone and mean it. "It" will sometimes mean "why am I hugging you,..."
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Schools (Other):
Gay-Austin Pre School, Prospect Elementary School, Head-Royce Middle School, Bishop O'Dowd High School (home of the fighting Dragons and Chili-Mac Caserole), Boston University (where we occasionally were treated to Taco Nights)
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College/University:
Boston University, Attended 1998 - 2002, Class of 2002, Bachelor's Degree, Journalism
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Occupation:
Frogurt, Screaming, Crafts, Patio
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Affiliations:
People who quietly talk about the war and other dire matters, People not afraid to admit they'd just assume use baby-wipes and leave traditional toilet paper behind completely, People who totally ask for sparkling water, Deep Farters, Shovel Owners, Neighbors who have had it right up to here goddamnit
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Hobbies and Interests:
Trying to restore the Smash Club into an all-ages rock venue
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Favorite Books:
Man in Full, Culture Jam, Breakfast of Champions, Into Thin Air, Picture Bible, One Flew Over the Cookoo's Nest, The Broom of the System, Helping Your Child Sleep Through the Night
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Favorite Movies:
Police Academy 3: Citizens on Patrol, The Conversation, The Player, Roger and Me, Annie Hall, Beverly Hills Cop, Blazing Saddles
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Favorite Music:
The Heiroglyphics, Blues Explosion, Brian Wilson, Tape of me singing as a child with other children who aren't as good, The Shins, Death Cab, MF Doom, The Coup, Smooth Jazz, Wilco, Recorders played loudly and terribly
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Favorite TV Shows:
The Daily Show, Letterman, Mr. Show, The State, Charles in Charge, Frontline, 700 Club
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Zodiac Sign:
Leo
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About Me:
I'm a dispenser of fine wine and knowledge. I'll hug anyone and mean it. "It" will sometimes mean "why am I hugging you, you smell like the pee you're peeing," but I will still genuinely mean it. Wimpy. I'm sort of wimpy. But in a hooded sweatshirt, I look tough and ready to strike. Like most Americans, terrorism scares me. Unlike most Americans, that fear makes me gassy.
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Who I Want to Meet:
A fast-talking no-nonsense Hollywood agent. And Bill O'Reilly so I can kick him in his dick. And Karl Rove because he's a super villian without good looks or an accent. And Oprah, so I can thank her for updating her book club because apparently that's now news because it's troublesome to think about Iraq so Oprah thanks a lot and here's some more money.
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-Alex doesn't look like Justin Timberlake but dumb girls think so
-Alex doesn't look like Babar, but Aisha used to think so
-One time, while up in a high rise building, I saw Alex walking down a highway. All of a sudden it started downpouring on him, he ran and ran, I laughed and laughed. Then he caught pneumonia and almost died. I laughed and laughed.
-Alex and I invented the Morning Dog and the Corn Burger. Ask us for the recipes!! They're awful.
sometimes the late afternoon, definately
never in the evening. Also he only
hammer's in the blue states, the rest
can suck it; or so he's told me.
two years and, throughout the whole
time, he hasn't said a word. At first
I thought he was shy, but now I'm
certain he's doing it out of spite.
For some reason, he's not talking to
me. I'm pretty sure I've heard him on
the phone in his room, but when I
knock, as soon as I knock, he is
silent. When I open the door, he
gives me this confused puppy dog
look. The most he'll do in response
to my questions is quietly cough. The
longer I know him, the less and less I
really know.
He also makes pancakes out of
everything.