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Interested In:
Friends, Activity Partners
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Member Since:
Jun 2004
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Hometown:
Joliet, IL
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Company:
drink drank drunk
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Kristen's URL:
http://profiles.friendster.com/kstud
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Schools:
Lockport Township High Sch East, Attended 1995 - 1999, Class of 1999
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College/University:
Bradley University, Attended 1999 - 2003, Class of 2003, Bachelor's Degree, Theatre Performance and Communications
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Occupation:
um... prolonging my youth
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Affiliations:
idiot girls action-adventure club, JK Action Team
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What I enjoy doing:
high-fives, getting that asshole out of the white house, improv, theatre, books, music, languages, travel, knitting, karaoke, homestar runner, air guitar
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Favorite Books:
catch 22, anything by kurt vonnegut, a heartbreaking work of staggering genius, something wicked this way comes, franny and zooey, good omens, bee season, sarah vowell (all of it!), hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy, harry potter and the anything
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Favorite Movies:
best in show, the shawshank redemption, the usual suspects, toy story 2, wet hot american summer, fight club, pulp fiction, life is beautiful, american beauty, breakin' 2: electric boogaloo, evil dead, american splendour, i heart huckabees
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Favorite Music:
of montreal, wolf parade, modest mouse, beastie boys, the arcade fire, q and not u, postal service, built to spill, magnetic fields, dogs die in hot cars, the futureheads, franz ferdinand, spoon, soul coughing, first floor power, the strokes, le tigre, johnny cash, the smiths, the shins, hot hot heat, belle & sebastian, radio 4, miles davis, talking heads, rufus wainwright, david bowie
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Favorite TV Shows:
the daily show, the simpsons, the office, six feet under, arrested development, the adventures of pete and pete, and the instant nostalgia known as "best week ever"
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Zodiac Sign:
Virgo
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About Me:
probably the best hula hooper in the chicagoland area... maybe the world
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also, i hold the fat tire bike tours record for high-fiving the most native berliners while riding a bike. previous record- 17 mine-65 awww shit!
likes: jokes told by children, the sound ice makes in a glass, dressing up for no good reason
dislikes: republicans, responsibility, reality tv stars
i am a very unscrupulous notary public.
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Who I Want to Meet:
anyone who could be described as a 'jive turkey'
and jon stewart... but i'm pretty sure he's a jive turkey anyway
also, can you teach me to do any of the following things?
- play chess
- breakdance
- speak better spanish
- play piano
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But she bleeds that glitter-water that's in batons.
Here is my Kristen tribute poem:
Take me to a new land
Of trees and grass so green
Where people know each other
And things are neat and clean
Where every day is refreshing
The weather is so very clear
No rain or death or bubonic plague
Not even one single tear
This land only exists in one place
Don't try to take a plane
No cars or trucks are allowed
Inside of Kristen's brain
This isn't some sort of insider joke or anything. She stamped my balls with her notary public stamp.
See? It's a simple and true story for everybody to enjoy.
The best part: she's going to use that stamp to notarize official documents. Take that, documents!
My balls.
Way to follow through on drunken antics, Kristen. That's what I call being a pal. A pal of fun.