This isn't Yibin. I am typing this on
his Friendster account without
permission. Jason is the hottest,
sweetest old thanng you ever did see!
His love and concern for the plight of
all whales is an inspiration!
This bitch wrestled me to the ground
(demonstrating impressive strength and
sporting prowess) tousled with me
until I was in a frenzy, and then left
me high and dry! To this day, I
haven't see his tadger! Tragic, I say.
nothing entertaining or pithy to say
about this boy...he's just a boring,
capitalistic lawyer making six-figures
and supplying the grease that makes
this shitty capitalistic system work.
heheheeheheh! just kidding! the only
person to ever shoot me in the eye! it
hurt.
Jason's body has been taken over by self-
important law school professors who are
attempting to destroy him. If you are in the
Chicago area, please contact this tall,
handsome, intelligent man and drag him out
to Halstead and insist that he have some
fun!
his Friendster account without
permission. Jason is the hottest,
sweetest old thanng you ever did see!
His love and concern for the plight of
all whales is an inspiration!
(demonstrating impressive strength and
sporting prowess) tousled with me
until I was in a frenzy, and then left
me high and dry! To this day, I
haven't see his tadger! Tragic, I say.
endster!!
nothing entertaining or pithy to say
about this boy...he's just a boring,
capitalistic lawyer making six-figures
and supplying the grease that makes
this shitty capitalistic system work.
heheheeheheh! just kidding! the only
person to ever shoot me in the eye! it
hurt.
important law school professors who are
attempting to destroy him. If you are in the
Chicago area, please contact this tall,
handsome, intelligent man and drag him out
to Halstead and insist that he have some
fun!