"Chanlder: (entering the coffee house) So everybody, what do you think?
Ross: About what?
Chandler: I'll give you a hint (points at his glasses)
Joey: Eyes, no. Your eyes, no. Chandler's eyes!
Chandler: I got glasses.
Ross: Well you always had glasses.
Chandler: No I didn't.
Monica: I think they look great honey.
Chandler: Aww thanks. You didn't think I wore glasses before right?
Monica: Of course not. (then mouths the words) I had no idea.
Ross: So Chandler, my dad invited you to play racquetball with us today?
Chandler: Reall? He invited me?
Ross: Well actually he referred to you as Chauncey, I just assumed he meant you.
Chandler: You did correct him right?
Ross: No. I thought it would be more fun this way.
Monica: Oh just one thing you have to remember. You have to let him win.
Chandler: Oh I don't think that'll be much of a problem. I guess I'll just play with my left hand.
Ross: You're not a lefty?
Chandler: Does anybody know me?
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