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".i'm from texas. i'm vulgar and mean. .i forget things.
i'm sarcastic. i drink too much. i love internet porn. i'm..."
More about .dansmith.
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Occupation:
coming soon...
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Hobbies and Interests:
bubb rubb and lil sis, last exile, hit & run parking, dirty sex, sf in hitchcock, rocklophones, new 17" g4 powerbooks, pelican inn, japanese cuisine, battling std's, blow jobs, hand jobs, video games, texas kids, bands that abuse thier audiences...
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Favorite Books:
a confederacy of dunces, illuminatus trilogy, lovecraft, catcher in the rye, alice in wonderland, creation records story, yes yes y'all!, surreal lives, riverworld series, ...
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Favorite Movies:
contempt, trust, band of outsiders, phantasm, brazil, lone wolf & cub series, wet hot american summer, withnail & i, alice, invasion of the body snatchers (1978 version), simple men, the tenant, down by law, fear & loathing..., lost in translation...
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Favorite Music:
my bloody valentine, jesus & mary chain, disco inferno, low, medicine, spacemen 3, manual, primal scream, ffg's, bedhead, piano magic, ride, teenage filmstars, telescopes, eno, galaxie 500, isan, luna, felt, new order, pink floyd, spiritualized...
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Favorite TV Shows:
samurai jack, the office, family guy, simpsons, aqua teen, space ghost, sealab 2021, harvey birdman, ali g
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About Me:
.i'm from texas. i'm vulgar and mean. .i forget things.
i'm sarcastic. i drink too much. i love internet porn. i'm lazy. i contribute nothing to society. but i'm sure i've got some bad qualities, too.
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Who I Want to Meet:
.hot girls down to give me and my girlfriend blowjobs and handjobs.
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moving in!
handshake secret. even though you found
love, you are still a believer. much love.
and it's the shit.
i hope your neighbor with the fucked
up car didn't give you any shit.
p.s. - slayer played tonight and ruled.
visit texas...i can't be the only one
down here who's in dire need of a dan
the man fix...
nice big kiss & mug...I mean hug...
edge...you were so cute...
the muggers of SF. seriously, he's
like a magnet for scandal of all sorts.
maybe it's some sort of karma for
ignoring friends from texxxas, and not
giving them 100% attention at all
times. sucka.
the fag save some for me...
to live in your closet. I snore
sometimes and I tend to talk in my
sleep when I go to bed drunk, but other
then that, you won't even know I am
there!