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      • tiara
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      • oh,bernie.how to put into words the enormity
        of my love for you...?becca is the only girl i
        know who can sing to one of her favorite
        songs,minus the correct rhythm,lyrics,or
        tune...and have the best time at it.she is a
        broadway star in everything she does,from the
        top of her curly mop to the bottom of her
        impractical shoes.she is a ferociously brilliant
        writer,with an astounding wit.i don't think
        we've had one normal conversation-we just
        give eachother strange knicknames,repeat
        them in weird tones thousands of times,and
        laugh at that instead.she's a mean gin rummy
        player,my partner-in-crime(when we're
        stealing vegan cake),absolutely one of the
        most persuasive women i've ever met(she
        talked me into playing golf the last time i saw
        her.what the fuck.),a hopeless romantic,and a
        thief of t-shirts and all of my nina simone cds.i
        loves you,porgy....
      • tiara
      • Posted
      • oh,bernie.how to put into words the enormity
        of my love for you...?becca is the only girl i
        know who can sing to one of her favorite
        songs,minus the correct rhythm,lyrics,or
        tune...and have the best time at it.she is a
        broadway star in everything she does,from the
        top of her curly mop to the bottom of her
        impractical shoes.she is a ferociously brilliant
        writer,with an astounding wit.i don't think
        we've had one normal conversation-we just
        give eachother strange knicknames,repeat
        them in weird tones thousands of times,and
        laugh at that instead.she's a mean gin rummy
        player,my partner-in-crime(when we're
        stealing vegan cake),absolutely one of the
        most persuasive women i've ever met(she
        talked me into playing golf the last time i saw
        her.what the fuck.),a hopeless romantic,and a
        thief of t-shirts and all of my nina simone cds.i
        loves you,porgy....
      • Jennnnnnnnnnnnn
      • Posted
      • It's good to know that Becca is not a
        necropheliac, since anyone resembling
        john ritter wouldn't have a pulse...
        It's also good to know that she is a
        passionate writer with panache. Every
        moment I've ever spent in Becca's
        prescense has been saturated with
        witty banter, mounds of vegan cake,
        bright smiles and hair, cigarette
        smoke, and lots of the word "fuck",
        voiced with sultry raspiness @ high
        volume. She's a jew that makes fun of
        jews...'nuff said (NO SOUR CREAM!) :p
      • Stewart
      • Posted
      • Becca once moved to Boston on the advice
        of a cut-rate psychic. She has a low
        and sexy voice that is obliterated in an
        instant by her boisterous laugh. She
        thinks that she can stop smoking. Her
        cousins all look like Anne Frank and she
        likes to irritate them by inviting me
        over for Thanksgiving dinner. She's an
        expert liar and takes her shmaltz with a
        twist of head-in-the-oven. i have
        stolen many things from her over the
        years and she always pretends not to
        notice. What's not to love?
      • hgg
      • Posted
      • becca loves Adolf Hitler
      • Becky
      • Posted
      • the only person i know that
        wants "meatloaf's greatest hits" played
        at her wedding...
      • Dee dee
      • Posted
      • Crazy, killer red head who is as
        colorful as her hair color. Has the
        amazing ability to talk anyone into
        doing anything. Once you meet her, you
        will certainly come home and tell all
        your friends.
      • Seth
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      • Help! I'm being attacked by Nazi ants!!
      • Jennifer
      • Posted
      • Becca is truely the best friend I've
        ever had. I have not seen or spoken to
        her in such a long time, but I thought
        about her all the time and when we
        finally connected again it was just
        like old times. 4 Pecos 1 taco??
      • Becky
      • Posted
      • a day with becca b is full of non-stop
        laughter and fun!
        is that a praire dog in your back seat?

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