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      • Adam
      • Posted
      • If anyone can take life so supremely
        seriously and yet make life absurdly
        fantastical, its Ken. Who will be bitch
        slapped if he ever takes a phone call
        when out to dinner again.... some things
        just arent done, my dear.
        Ken is passionate and funny. He
        makes me laugh. Like so hard I pee
        myself. On a side note I owe him the
        reupholstery cost of his couch.
        "when I was young I used to lay on
        my stomach and pretend I was a
        raft"....sums up all things Ken.
      • Sarah
      • Posted
      • Every time I see Ken he makes sure to
        ask me how I've been and what's new in
        my life...and he doesn't just do it to be
        polite...he listens. I think that shows true
        character. And he is one funny dude.
        Plus, he gives hugs. I love hugs.
      • Sean
      • Posted
      • If I were to write a personal AD for Ken
        it would proab go something like this:
        23 Single White Male: down to earth,
        always insightful and at times witty!
        Talanted and Driven!

        There is much more I could put there but
        how about how this "character" made his
        entrance on the stage of my life.
        See, it all starts at a fine
        establishment called Starbucks. This one
        in particular was in Newburyport. While
        waiting in line I made conversation with
        him. Slowly, I realized this man was
        very much like me and shared the same
        interests. A very great dude who can be
        fun and serious.


        How is this for Diarreaha of the
        keyboard! Sorry, had to be graphic.

        Ken you are the man..and I could use
        another 301 more characters but I think
        I have said what I need to say










        Or have I?
      • Adam
      • Posted
      • So I had a dream in which ken was
        sitting naked on a throne, he spread
        his legs, and Christopher Lowell,
        Angela Lansbury, and the entire cast
        of musical dinnerware from Beauty and
        the Beast poured out of his ass like
        candy colored diarrhea. Ah ken... if
        you were my goldfish, and your bowl
        was cracked just know that I would see
        you falling, and I would rise,
        screaming from my chair, and find
        water to save you.

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