Paul is nice as pie. And he never lies. Nor does
he make little baby Jesus cry.
But that's not all there is to Paul. He is a smart
and funny feller with the nimble tongue of a
person who must come from a long line of
famous bards. He has excellent taste in music
and beer, and likes to combine the two
whenever possible.
Paul is sometimes likes to steal my cheese
when I'm in meetings and replace it with
chunks of plastic or modeling clay. I would
never invite paul to a cheese party. I would
invite him to any other party as he has a great
ass and really long eyelashes.
Paul is always the life of the party, or the
meeting, or the trip to the laundromat. He'll
almost always arrive on two wheels, and once
he gets there, he'll say nice things about you
without you even asking. Oh, and he knows
more about science than just about everyone.
Next time you see Paul, ask him to tell you the
story about the pig roast.
he make little baby Jesus cry.
But that's not all there is to Paul. He is a smart
and funny feller with the nimble tongue of a
person who must come from a long line of
famous bards. He has excellent taste in music
and beer, and likes to combine the two
whenever possible.
when I'm in meetings and replace it with
chunks of plastic or modeling clay. I would
never invite paul to a cheese party. I would
invite him to any other party as he has a great
ass and really long eyelashes.
meeting, or the trip to the laundromat. He'll
almost always arrive on two wheels, and once
he gets there, he'll say nice things about you
without you even asking. Oh, and he knows
more about science than just about everyone.
Next time you see Paul, ask him to tell you the
story about the pig roast.