Mike

Full Time Drunk

mad swill missions, terrorizing old people, jockin the bitches, jai lai, history, j-stu one love, coked out werewolves

Sphere, People's History of the United States, Catcher in the Rye, Manufacture and Consent, Malcolm X Autobiography, Vonnegut

Spaceballs, Zoolander, Dead Alive, Goodfellas, Falling Down, Old School, Casino, Dorf, Halloween, Swingers, Kill Bill, Scarface, American History X, Bad Santa

Bad Religion, Rancid, GZA, Jedi Mind Tricks, AFI, Dead Kennedies, Poison the Well, Blood for Blood, The Faint, Big L, Shai Halud, MC Ren, Wesley Willis, Floggin Molly, Back of tha neck, In Flames, Children of Bodom, Arch Enemy, Sworn Enemy

Simpsons, Conan, Chapell Show, COPS, Family Guy, Mr. Show, The State

I'm that loud mouthed short kid that verbally devoures
anyone in my path. Into beer pong and pretty much any
other
drinking related games. If any of you ladies are looking
for someone whose mature and sensitive too fucking bad
cause I'm neither. Go find some other guy to pretend to be
your friend..weeeeeeeee! and I'm out this biiiiiiiach!

I'm looking for some flat-chested, tap dancing circus
freaks to come and join me on my many drunken adventures
as
I attempt to contract every STD known to man...sorry
ladies...but you don't want to meet me!

check out my girlfriend's website at www.tubgirl.com

or message me with nonsense AIM: afrodog19