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      • Kolleen
      • Posted
      • Andy has the softest head known to mankind. If you pet it you will want to sleep because you will be soothed.

        Andy also has, as a testament to his lovely character and charm, a beautiful and charming girlfriend, who might let you pet his head.

        Andy also is a dapper dresser and has really good table manners. Recently I also learned he is a fantastic dancer and the only man who ever made it possible for me to follow him... well, on the dance floor that is.

        Andy is the total package. Wait, Andy can you cook?
      • Taryn
      • Posted
      • I was compelled to testify again since
        not every woman in the harem is lucky
        enough to have a picture with Andy AND
        the World Series Trophy so prominently
        displayed on Andy's friendster page!
        Everytime I see Andy (which could never
        be often enough), he makes me smile.
        A lot. And it's not just because we have
        to keep re-taking the pictures since he
        can't keep his eyes open ;-)
      • Jennifer
      • Posted
      • Andy Shane and his harem of beautiful
        women! We all love Andy, his clever
        repartee, and stylin' glasses! I spent
        the better part of freshman year in his
        room, and even volunteered to sew on
        buttons that had fallen off his coat, just
        to get closer to him...
      • Neda
      • Posted
      • At both our 5-year and 10-year high
        school reunions, hanging out with Andy
        was the highlight of the evening. I told
        him as much, which then became the
        highlight of his evening. It's easy to
        throw around the "we should hang out
        more often" sentiment, but when it
        comes to Andy, I genuinely mean it.
      • Hanna
      • Posted
      • I'm pleased to say that Andy has been
        in my pants, although unfortunately I
        wasn't in them at the time. Andy made
        me laugh in law school, and chances are
        that if you aren't a lawyer, you
        probably don't realize what a big deal
        that is. If you meet him, he will make
        you laugh, too. Especially if you laugh
        every time you hear someone
        say, "JEWS!" I will probably eventually
        forgive Andy for moving to DC (where I
        don't live) instead of Chicago (where I
        do), but it hasn't happened yet.
      • Amanda
      • Posted
      • Andy's pleas for testimonials and the
        fact that I am experiencing writer's
        block have brought me here, and for some
        reason I feel compelled to say: one
        time, before I got my driver's license,
        I called Andy up and said, "I really
        want a slurpee." And Andy drove over to
        my house and picked me up and we got
        slurpees. Or at least I got a slurpee, I
        can't remember if he did - probably not,
        since he doesn't snack between meals. Or
        at least, he didn't then. Which I never
        understood, because I am a big-time
        snacker. But I appreciated the ride, and
        the friendship, and I still do. :)
      • Aaron
      • Posted
      • Andy is a friendster whore. You think
        he likes you, but trust me, he's using
        you for the connection. How many more
        of my friends do you have to steal
        before you're happy???
      • Johnny
      • Posted
      • the first time i got drunk, ever in my
        whole life, was at jesse tampio's
        house. four to six sixteen ounce cans
        of red bull malt liquor. anyways i'm
        ragin' around tampio's house, and andy
        says something that really gets my
        goat. can't recall what it was. but i
        took offense and stepped to the man,
        getting all up in his grill.
        wow did he let me have it. beat me to
        within an inch of my life, left me in a
        puddle of my own blood and piss.
        considering what a sweetheart this guy
        usually is, i was pretty surprised. but
        hey, i was asking for it, what could i
        do?
        the messed up thing about it was, even
        though i'd had my butt handed to me in
        front of the whole party, i still had
        to apologize to him, 'cause i was the
        sloppy drunk who started the trouble,
        and brought everybody down.
        don't mess with this guy. or else he'll
        make sure you recognize.
      • Mike
      • Posted
      • Evidently Andy is so efficient at work, the pursuit of
        happiness and all other facets of his life that he has
        literally nothing else to do but chastise his friends
        for failing to testify to his greatness. Either that, or
        he spends way too much time on Friendster. You
        make the call.
      • Taryn
      • Posted
      • Andy is so tasty, I would carry his
        papoose anytime.

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