Dating Men, Relationship with Men, Friends, Activity Partners

Jul 2003

Baltimore/Columbia, MD

http://profiles.friendster.com/990410

Rodgers Forge Elementary, Attended 1986 - 1988
Swansfield Elementary, Attended 1988 - 1991, Class of 1991
Harpers Choice Middle, Attended 1991 - 1994, Class of 1994

University of Wisconsin - Madison School of Journalism, University of Miami School of Law

University of Miami, Attended 2002 - 2005, Class of 2005, Other, Juris Doctor
University of Wisconsin - Madison, Attended 1998 - 2002, Class of 2002, Bachelor's Degree, Journalism/Spanish

Lawyer. Playboy. Stained glass artiste.

Phi Eta Sigma, Phi Delta Phi, Sigma Delta Pi. Bet you're impressed. Don't be. I just paid them some money and they let me in and gave me a pin.

Being "there", Whining, Reading, Talking Too Much, Good Grammar, Other people's stuff, Beach, Cooking, Drinking, Splifs, Skiing, Spending Money, Stalking, Sailing, Rolling my eyes, People watching, Overextending myself, Ben Sherman, Fire Ants, Jews, JAPS, Jappy Jews, 'Sconnies, Repeating Words for Emphasis.

Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs, Toby and the Magic Crayon, Orwell, Gorey, Sedaris, Burroughs, Buck, Rowling, Chabon, Garten, Deen, Taschen, Glannon.

Wet Hot American Summer, Guffman, A Mighty Wind, Kill Bill, Drop Dead Fred/Gorgeous, Problem Child, Y Tu Mama Tambien, Election, Lampoon's European/Christmas Vacation, Mixed Nuts, Clue, Requiem for a Dream, The Producers, The Graduate, The Red Violin, Waiting for Guffman, A Mighty Wind, Wet Hot American Summer, Old School, Jackass, Serial Mom, Pecker, Pink Flamingos, Hairspray, Polyester, Y tu Mama Tambien, Women on the Verge of a Nervous Breakdown, Mildred Pierce, Mommie Dearest, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Fast Times at Ridgemont High, Not Without My Daughter, High Spirits, Sister Acts I and II, Friday, I Heart Huckabees, The Royal Tennenbaums...

Jarabe de Palo, Guster, Thievery Corporation, The Shins, Death Cab for Cutie, The Cars, Coldplay, Blue Ribbon, Music for TV Dinners, Perez Prado...and pretty much anything written between 1505-1850; 1890-Today. Oh, and NPR. Oh, and 90.5 WVUM, South Florida's Alternative Music Station. And the sadly-defunct 99.1 WHFS.

3-2-1 Contact, Strangers wtih Candy, The Critic, The Golden Girls and The Facts of Life, Six Feet Under, The Sopranos, The Simpsons, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Family Guy, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Real Sex, Moral Orel, The Venture Bros., Tom Goes to the Mayor, 30 Minute Meals, Good Eats, Southern Cookin' with Paula Deen, WASPY Obesity with Ina Garten, WASPY Anorexia with Sandra Lee, Good Deal with Dave Lieberman, Mr. Belvedere, Punky Brewster, Miami Vice, MatchGame, Three's Company...

Virgo

Ipse dixit, in haec verba:

The life of the party - shown up only by those with life-threatening substance abuse problems.

Likes: Dr. Bronner's Magic Peppermint Soap, sunshine, mangos, Joe Allen Hamburgers, working too much, being oblivious, LegalArt, sailing, skiing, sunning, riding bikes at night, gluttony, being hairy, BLTs, amphibians, having a healthy sense of entitlement, calling temple "Schul," not going to "Schul" for years, falling asleep during plays and seminars, being smarter than you, watching TV, not watching TV, getting my come-uppance, mashed potatoes, hypochondria, the Middle-Patuxent River, soup, snow peas, giving people nicknames, The Tornado Club, Taco Bell, Hot Sauce, Indian Food, Woodward & Lothrop, Hutzler & Co., breaking things clumsily, olives, North Face Puffy Jackets, scheming, Wolfie Cohen's Rascal House, giving people complexes, Dotty's Dumpling Dowry, Mid-Century Furniture, Mediterranean Food, Case Study Houses, Fox's Sherron Inn, The Arts & Crafts/Prairie School of Architecture, Monte Cristo sandwiches, Biscayne Boulevard between 16th Street and 90th Street, belts with whales on them, American Crew Forming Cream, mayonnaise salads, armchair liberal political activism, voting, being a "Me-Generation" Yuppie Democrat, performance art, pissing and moaning, The Smithsonian, getting worked up about Washington Post articles, making charitable donations, Madras plaid, looking bored, talkin' shit, square glasses, collecting celebrity porn, Old Magazines, Sangria, high-octane gasoline, Christmas Music, shaking babies, white noise, old French whores, the Player Piano at Jaxon's Old-Fashioned Ice Cream Parlor, Jazz-Age Swing, Listerine, The Mai-Kai, denying the elderly their constitutional rights to play illegal slot machines, loudly and inadvertently blurting out offensive comments in public, and generally being a two-dimensional, disengaged, and shallow person.

Guys who use good grammar, and who have nice teeth and fat wallets - like me. Flaming homosexuals; low-key homosexuals; the rare "hot gay nerd;" crack whores; "drama types;" girls with square glasses and short hair. Jappy Bitches from: Scarsdale, Potomac and Newton. People that shop in organic markets and know what to do with the shit they buy in those stores. People that make me laugh; people that make me think; people that ultimately, I don't have enough time for. People that read for fun, and can suggest good books to me; people that travel the world; people from Stamford or Darien that throw parties for their shih-tzus; people that like Ethiopan food. People that like the 3-2-1 Contact! theme song, and people that like the original version of "Freaky Friday." People that can teach me something, people that I can teach something, people that are afraid of stepping on a stingray or a coneshell in the ocean, or are afraid of being stung by a jellyfish, or by a bee.