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Betty Conte
Messaging Off
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Interested In:
Just looking around
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Member Since:
Jul 2003
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Hometown:
Neptune Beach
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Betty's URL:
http://profiles.friendster.com/991061
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Occupation:
misfit
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Affiliations:
Mark Hustler....soon to be the Mrs....
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What I enjoy doing:
I am really wild AND crazy! I like Reading, Tv, and Movies. That is right, that is what the wild people do. When I am feeling super sassy I might even have a beer while reading, watching tv or a movie.
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Favorite Movies:
Annie Hall, Office Space, Say Anything, American Beauty, When Harry Met Sally, Mallrats
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Favorite Music:
when I am really feeling the groove I love to pop in David Hasselhoff...man does Mitch Buchanan know how to sing!
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Favorite TV Shows:
Sex and the City, That 70s Show, The OC, The Simpsons, Friends, Inside the Actor's Sudio, Dinner for Five, Queer Eye for the Straight Guy(Oh those kooky gay men)...
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About Me:
What to tell, what to tell. I am a nerd...i listen to npr
religously, i constantly sport a novelty tee, i like to
read and watch tv far more than having personal
interactions with people and really, i think that i am
better than most. rude...yes. a bitch...sometimes.
honest...always. and that is just a little bit about me.
you can take it or leave it.
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Who I Want to Meet:
Wiford Brimly...i feel like we could eat some oatmeal while
he sells me life insurance.
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little betty
world. her name...well, her name's not
important. Betty beat her up and
convinced me that the world looks better
in black and white.....
....i'm workin' on my toast!
wasn't chit chatting from the crapper
like a depraved multi-tasker, my phone
tumbled from my pocket and was taken
by the toilet, not offered to it.
Don't fret Charlotte is not THAT far
away a hop in the little green machine
that takes you on your many travels
and you could land in the Queen City.
There are lot's of people in that
state to give you a hey and holler and
a place to stay!! Happy Birthday,
don't miss me and thanks for being 2
out of my three testimonials- you
care, you really care. Remember to get
rad!Huh-dorks.
Betty and her great aunt in New
Rochelle for a couple days and they
were so nice to me. Emily, that's her
aunt,upon seeing me for the first time
let out a frightful gasp - as though
it might have been her last - I think
I was the first negro she had seen in
real life, and though she had heard
stories, she probably never imagined
they could grow this tall. To show my
gratitude for her hospitality I snuck
downstairs in the night and pilfered
her prized afgan - an heirloom of 30
years - I think she really appreciated
it. Next time I'm going to poop in the
pool.
Friendster!! Huh, we are cool kids my
friends. Hey guess what that scary man
who was staring at you and I, just
left sippin on his gin and juice. Wish
he had shared some of that pizza from
Al's with us. Then I would have liked
to meet him. I don't appreciate those
people who don't share. Especially not
sharing food. Oh wait this is supposed
to be a testimonial of my love and
devotion to the almight Little Betty
Conte. Well, you are sassy, little and
Betty Conte. Thats all my friend.
some good ties that are so good that i only wear
them to parties when i want to feel sexy and
maybe now at my job where dress is "casual."
let's be honest, who isn't wondering
about Betty Conte - the rumors are all
true. She's got more snap than West
Side Story, she gets more booty than
Hootie and yes, given the proper
conditions, she has been known to
shake it like a polaroid picture.
She's not your ordinary, she's slicker
than your average, she's gonna be my
Brooklyn roomie and you're not gonna
be able to handle it! So just pull up
a chair, enjoy the show and don't
return from the edge of your seats
until so instructed - this is Betty
Conte...