• Chris Jensen

      "I'm a grower not a shower i'm only a fan of the civic so i can win a free driving school"

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      • Posted
      • um, yeah.....niiiice.
      • Posted
      • One word and only one word.... Whoremaster.
      • margaret
      • Posted
      • Oh Chris...I laugh so hard with you sometimes I feel as though I might stroke-out.
      • Jon
      • Posted
      • I found Chris's profile on impersonals.com yesterday and had a flashback. You rock'n Pong yet?
      • Posted
      • yeah, not to brag, but stick shift
        lessons from a race-car driver are
        pretty aweeeesome.
        you know what else is awesome? eating a
        big plate of tater-tots after said lessons.
      • JAWN
      • Posted
      • I want stick-shift lessons from a racecar driver!!!
      • Xylia
      • Posted
      • Chris is a juicy watermelon, all green and pink
        and perfect for summer.
      • JAWN
      • Posted
      • i've seen this guy work-over lady after lady on a
        table till 2:00 in the mornin'. Is that the right
        term? We're talking billards, people.
      • Phil
      • Posted
      • I've this this guy pull U-turns into parking
        spots in the thick of Chinatown, but blow
        a turkey by leaving the 3rd frame wide
        open. Blow a turkey? Is that the right
        term? We're talking bowling, people.
      • Laura
      • Posted
      • Hey....do you guys remember that guy
        named umm Chris? With the cool
        jeans? Whatever happened to him? Did
        he move somewhere?
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